The Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
if it did, it wasn't that bad.
if it was, that's not a big deal.
if it is, that's not my fault.
if it was, I didn't mean it.
if I did, you deserved it. <- we are here
That didn't happen.
if it did, it wasn't that bad.
if it was, that's not a big deal.
if it is, that's not my fault.
if it was, I didn't mean it.
if I did, you deserved it. <- we are here
Comments
The spirit of it, I mean, which in the most important ways comes from the original
if it was terrible and fked everything up, IT'S AMAZING AND THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPEND, HANK TOUGH PATRIOTS
Something happened.
If it did, was it my fault?
If it was, I didn’t mean it.
If I did it, I owe to everyone.
If I didn’t mean it, I still need to fix it.
Next time I will prepare myself better.