absolutely amazed at how this picture found me on both insta and bsky the second i opened the apps and i've only been following you on youtube and patreon up until now. the algorithm is ✨powerful✨
i enjoy that this could be either "because someone will walk in and take a picture of you" or "because you might come back in and this guy will be in your bed"
There are two types of people. Those who stay to their side of the bed and those who use up all of the bed. Nothing wrong with either...but when I'm alone that darn bed is all mine!
You look like a treasure, like a happy gnome one finds by accident in their hotel room, the gnome came to the room and under the sheets cause it was cold! 🤣🥰
Oh yeah this has happened to me before. Not even security could get him out. At the end I just had to accept I was going to sleep next to hbomberguy that night
Though I find the scenario of you appearing in what presumably is a hotel room bed in front of my unlocked door incredibly unlikely, I will sleep with one eye open from this point forward.
I am in awe how this is a biblically accurate depiction of my sleep paralysis demon. He even smiles at me just like that too. Chilling performance man.
I routinely just stare at random walls while waiting for him to smash through them with an axe and taunt Ben Shapiro. Disappointingly it’s only worked twice so far.
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keep your door locked or you too could find an Hbomberguy in your bed,
also, who's been eating my porridge?
How do you know if you haven't been there? Or have you?
The hospital and/or police station is usually is pretty warm. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Did turning it up make you feel like it's getting warmer? Maybe.
Did it actually? No.
"Noooooooo, I'm brrrrrrritish! 😭"
it could happen to YOU!
Mr Bomberguy is in fact just Very Small.
Wait.
Asking for a friend
Although at home I have this rad v-shaped pillow it's really fun to fold in half to sleep on
Aww shucks, it seems I misplaced my keys...
How could I not keep my door unlocked