instructions on the microwave meal: let it stand for 1 minute
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
me: first of all, you are not the boss of me
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(The burn is bad enough, but the itch of the skin regrowing persists for days and is equivalent to Chinese Water Torture.) #SoDontDoThat #cooking #lifehack
If I put some tabasco sauce into ice-cube trays, I could just plop one of those mofos into the fourth-state-of-matter-ass hot microwave enchiladas, and everything will even out.
No? Just me? Oh....
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Like many, at first I believed it was just another Internet rumor
At best it's going to lay there.
"Now press "Start"
Think about directions, wait, *s͛p͛a͛r͛k͛s͛* are you cooking the fork?"
So I do and walk away and forgot I made food for like ten minutes. lol
A plague on your 'Open This End' !! 😂
OwowowFUCK It burns!
Why didn’t you warn me?!
I'll eat it how I want to eat it, okay?
I'll let you know how it was after the feeling in my tongue comes back.
Thank you. 😑
Simply put your microwave on the roof!
I do counter-clockwise every time.