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submitted 2 hours ago • 57 comments

they’re sending seal team six through the back of that wardrobe to kill mr. tumnus

submitted 4 minutes ago • 3 comments

The best symbol of the Trump-era Democratic Party is Pelosi directing a campaign against AOC leading Oversight from a hospital bed in favor of a 74-year-old that literally has a form of cancer that impacts his ability to speak.

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BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Glenda: You had the power all along Dorothy: What the fuck

submitted 2 hours ago • 13 comments

Who is this “Alfredo”, and why is there a fettuccine named after him?

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

Hobbies include building fires, lighting fires, and calling the fire department

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

sometimes I want to skeet something insightful and meaningful that will change lives and make you think about your place in the universe but then the blockage clears and I get back to shitposting

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

I’m trying to convince my wife we should go to restaurants and have really awkward hushed conversations with alternating laughter and tears — maybe a few props— just to give the diners something to speculate about other than “will we every have elections again”

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submitted 1 hour ago • 39 comments

If you’re a man, you’re actually not allowed to read the comments first to see if someone said it already. It’s illegal.

submitted 18 minutes ago • 3 comments

I bet Jason Biggs can't go anywhere without somebody asking him to fuck a pie.

submitted 15 minutes ago • 1 comment

"The American sports betting industry posted a record $13.71 billion in 2024 revenue, up from 2023’s record of $11.04 billion, according to the American Gaming Association’s annual report issued Wednesday." This is going to end so badly.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

Nobody likes an I-told-you-so, gang, but I gotta reiterate: Fascism is not a deviation from capitalism, it is a consequence of capitalism The failure of liberalism to stop fascism is not an unforeseen accident under capitalism, it is a necessary and inevitable feature of capitalism

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

The one piece of legislation this Congress will manage to pass is a bipartisan bill making it a felony to speak to a member of Congress without being invited to do so.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| psst! hey kid! ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) If pointing out that ┳┻|⊂ﾉ Republicans are hypocrites ┻┳| worked, it would have ┳┻| worked by now ┻┳| ┳┻|

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

In modern history, what is the least popular that party leaders have ever been to their OWN voters? Second place was the GOP in 2009, where their net approval with Republican voters was only +6. Currently Dems are -8, shattering all previous records.

submitted 11 hours ago • 71 comments

This was a really shitty time to be an ordinary person living in America! And the fact Trump seems personally fixated on it in such a particular way is both interesting and disturbing!

submitted 18 minutes ago • 1 comment

The 11:45pm 🥃 is ALWAYS a good idea

submitted 38 minutes ago • 2 comments

Trump wants to take America back to 1870-1913 specifically This was of course the Gilded Age and include the Nadir, but it's also worth noting they had... -The Panics of 1873 and 1893, both really bad -Saw the US involved in multiple wars -Were the high point of foreign immigration(?)

submitted 20 minutes ago • 0 comments

These researchers are shocked that Google's AI spat out a result that they worked on for years on but haven't published. My question is, did they ever email about it using Gmail? Put it in a Google Doc? The idea that Google hasn't trained its AIs on everything they have access to seems naive to me.

submitted 51 minutes ago • 8 comments

Wow

submitted 27 minutes ago • 11 comments

The two genders

submitted 42 minutes ago • 3 comments

Anybody good at art wanna make me a cool banner pic? Or share something you’ve already made. will credit you in my bio

submitted 45 minutes ago • 1 comment

Me when some drugged up crybaby billionaire thinks not responding to a single mass email is cause for removal. 🪶

submitted 48 minutes ago • 1 comment

Your innie drives an Audi

submitted 45 minutes ago • 0 comments

Local news has picked this up, noting, “Kootenai County Sheriff Bob Norris also appeared to be in attendance at the event, although he has yet to offer a public statement after multiple attempts to contact his office.“ You can see him downthread. www.khq.com/news/attende...

submitted 1 hour ago • 14 comments

It is a twisted combination of funny and frustrating that every Nazi dog whistle they did over the past decade plus, yes, including that OK symbol thing, got downplayed into oblivion by many of the people who feel like they are just all of the sudden heiling out of nowhere.

submitted 1 hour ago • 17 comments

If your boss turned suddenly into a crunchy little beetle would you act swiftly?

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

I keep a live grenade under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to play catch

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Breaking — All Department of Justice office leaders just received an email saying they should be “prepared to follow the instructions” in the OPM/Musk bullet email, according to a copy shared with me. Full text:

submitted 2 hours ago • 86 comments

who up anthropomorphizing they inanimate objects

submitted 1 hour ago • 16 comments

anyone want to come over and make holes in dry wall with our heads?

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Five things I accomplished last week: 1. On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair. 2. Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air. 3. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light. 4. My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. 5. I had to stop for the night. #Emails2DOGE #EmailsToDOGE

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Are any of you watching Surface? Is it any good?

submitted 5 hours ago • 4 comments

Kicked out of the ufc for having the nickname sippy cup

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

My rectangle is yelling at me about battery. I don't want to die, it pleads. Not so smart now, are you phone?

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Vegans love telling you that they're vegans. Here's what happens when you don't listen

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

If multiple groups of troubled white people showed up at my luxury resort, I would simply shut things down for a week

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

The entire right fantasizing about a world in which trans people get free surgeries and black people live high on welfare and DEI because what else could explain how those people continue to flourish, be happy, produce exciting new culture while we white men are so miserable!

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Palestinians in Gaza say that Israel is violating the ceasefire’s humanitarian agreements in order to force them to leave their homeland. https://buff.ly/3XfaDSZ

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I saw a stick this morning that for a split second made me believe I could be a wizard

submitted 4 hours ago • 15 comments

on the scale of being a unicorn that farts rainbows to being an all consuming eldritch horror where do you fall on the whimsy scale?

submitted 3 hours ago • 13 comments

if you see red smoke that means i’m the new pope

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments