"Bros, you know when you brushing your teefs & you slide the brush too far back, you touch that dangly thing in the back of your throat, & then you gag on it a little bit, but you keep going cuz you're reaching that part of your tongue that's hard to get to... right?" -Andrew Tate, prob unironically
When I started seeing the asshole-sunning, I was sure we were due for a surge in using exotic spices to balance the humors. That was stupid in retrospect: You'd think the bloodletting angle could sell it, but it's just overall way too flamboyant.
They have declared all sorts of things 'cuck', 'gay' and 'beta'.
We need to tell them that breathing promotes communism and will cause them to cross dress and drink soy milk.
Problem solved.
I can hear Andrew Taint now:
"Don't brush your teeth. Putting long things in your mouth is beta and gay. And don't whiten them either. White is the color of c*m, and it's gay to have that color in your mouth."
stop they're probably out there saying brushing disrupts the natural flora of your mouth and they're citing some vague idea that people in the past never brushed
I remember reading something horrific not that long ago about how younger straight dudes are reluctant to wipe their asses after taking a dump because touching themselves *there* might make them go gay. Apparently there are many disgusted girlfriends out there. 🤣🧐
I overheard someone saying she needed to go to the dentist as a tooth needed extracting BUT before she agrees to the procedure she’s going to check that the anaesthetic used does not include a doze of Covid vaccine as she’s been told that’s how they’re getting it in you now. Darwinism at work I hope
My ex husband is doing an all meat diet and refuses to take vitamins because they're feminine. I'm just waiting for him to get scurvy or something 🤷♀️
I gave up trying to understand what's going on with those people when Andrew Tate announced that having sex with women for anything other than procreation is......gay.
There's a Qanon mom near me who doesn't wear shoes. Even when it's in the 30s. You see, she has access, through her sophisticated network online, to "exclusive" research on it's secret health benefits...🙄🙄🙄🙄
"If you eat rocks like a REAL alpha max male, the abrasives in the rocks will clean your teeth for you! Are you a BETA? that would take a effeminate little brush to clean your teeth? NO, you need the hardest grits from the hardest granites!"
As an autizzer, I always have a hard time brushing my teeth but thank you, because I now have the motivation to do so without struggle. Here's to being beta 🍷😏
I love those videos , omg "I just discovered this and it's never been seen before!!!"
No dear, you are just so self involved that you haven't noticed that it's been done since time began.
I have no idea what you are doing here. Even in your video, Feynman is explicitly not arguing against hygiene; he’s saying that even common notions must be open to question and validated by experiment
Never heard of him being a manosphere idol – he would be a resolute enemy of traditionalists
To be clear: Feynman was a sexist in his personal life, and applied the same experimental attitude on how to get his dates to sleep with him. So maybe he is a proto-“game” guy.
But it’s a bit complicated. He was reputed to be unusually non-sexist with female physics students
It would be pretty funny to convince them that personal hygiene is beta... like bathing is for pussies, deodorant is for metro-sexuals, washing clothes is for women so if you don't have a bitch to do it for you don't do it at all; then their look and smell on the outside will match the filth within
After the fall of Rome guess the barbarians thought it too Romish to wash and have sanitation. Lasted till maybe late 1800s. These "alphas" wanna go back to that. No tnx
I'm very saddened to pass to you informations that this is already happening. We call it "washing your ass" because they think that wiping after number 2 is gay because you touch your asshole and deprive yourself of manly scent of eaten meat. And I'm, unfortunately, 100% serious.
It's worse. They touch their penis only for masturbation (which of course is women fault because they should have sex instead). Pissing around toilet is also very manly because it a) strengthen the bond between males and b) mark their territory (something that FtM cannot do in their opinion)
I'm increasingly convinced that the most effective way of dealing with the idiot brigade is to stop trying to debunk anything or reason with them, and just crank the crazy up to 11.
Real men don't shower with beta cuck water, brah. We use turpentine.
"Also, Tequila shots are for men? LOL, real alpha's don't do tequila.
The real deal is straight up gasoline, bruh, couple shots of that are like galactic! But you gotta be one tough mutha to handle it. Most of you can't and wouldn't even try cause you're beta pussies"
I overheard a (single, male) coworker explaining to a buddy how he was running late and had to choose between brushing his teeth or Nacho Doritos to get that morning taste out of his mouth. He was licking the orange off his fingers at the time. 🤮
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We need to tell them that breathing promotes communism and will cause them to cross dress and drink soy milk.
Problem solved.
This message brought to you by the Handy Dandy Denture Corporation of East Orange, NJ.
"Don't brush your teeth. Putting long things in your mouth is beta and gay. And don't whiten them either. White is the color of c*m, and it's gay to have that color in your mouth."
https://youtube.com/shorts/lIEqLh0Fk1g
Hey, maybe THAT'S the reason men's toilets are always so gross!
Just point and laugh.
He died before I was born
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I think you made the right choice there
because you will die.
So floss whenever you can & love wherever you can to keep your heart healthy.
I don’t, for a minute, doubt that there is a raft of men out there that think that.
Though, to be fair, I honestly can't tell if the entire thing is a wind-up. It's a strange world out there.
No dear, you are just so self involved that you haven't noticed that it's been done since time began.
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Unless… don’t tell me…
Dude Wipes®️
https://www.nytimes.com/1994/10/02/world/the-tyrant-mao-as-told-by-his-doctor.html
I'm sorry to report that reality is beyond parody.
Never heard of him being a manosphere idol – he would be a resolute enemy of traditionalists
But it’s a bit complicated. He was reputed to be unusually non-sexist with female physics students
It's gay to wash your own ass? How about holding their penis when they pee, that must be like REALLY gay.
what is wrong with these ppl?
No wonder they can't get women.
Can you imagine how disgusting their bathrooms/toilets must be?
Their mothers and fathers must be SOOOO proud.
Real men don't shower with beta cuck water, brah. We use turpentine.
"Also, Tequila shots are for men? LOL, real alpha's don't do tequila.
The real deal is straight up gasoline, bruh, couple shots of that are like galactic! But you gotta be one tough mutha to handle it. Most of you can't and wouldn't even try cause you're beta pussies"
Also, don't be a little bitch. Drink it leaded like Jesus intended.
I am not kidding, I did a full on spit take reading this, I'm mopping coffee off myself
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What do you even do with that?