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even bruce wayne has gone anti-woke what an asshole

He's a billionaire, he was never an ally. Instead of using his fortune to help on an institutional level he just uses the city as his personal fight club

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rainbowplethora.bsky.social•1 day ago

He very much does also use his money on an institutional level. That is a thing he canonically does a lot.

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slakingfool.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Master Bruce. We don't say that word any…"
"CRIPPLE!!!"

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100hairs.bsky.social•1 day ago

"But a crippled bat does get to use those sweet handicapped parking spaces!"

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jmcmanus.bsky.social•1 day ago

If you throw it, it will fly… #windbeneathmywings

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cirroccojones.bsky.social•1 day ago

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warofthebees.bsky.social•1 day ago

Goddamn, Bruce is a fucking drama queen

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acolyteofshadows.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is very "im 14 and this is deep"

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minoan30t.bsky.social•19 hours ago

At least he can park the bat mobile closer to the Arkham Asylum entrance when he brings the Joker in.

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marvelbythemonth.com•1 day ago

Partial list of things that don't fly, according to DC Comics:

* Snowbirds
* Crippled bats

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evanbrady.bsky.social•1 day ago

* Wonder Woman (sometimes)

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eddiejc1.bsky.social•1 day ago

There's a reason why he's still in his bar suit?

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comiccontext.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes. Two words: “Bob Haney.”

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rob0421.bsky.social•1 day ago

I think you mean “a bat with disabilities.”

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thesmithminute.bsky.social•1 day ago

“As opposed to all the unassisted flight you were doing before, sir?”

“I can get Beagle from Earth-2 over here in an instant. And I have a Phantom Zone projector.”

“Of course, sir. I’m the one who dusts it.”

“…”

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lots42.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can hold up your hands, Batsy. That's a lot more than many people can.

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lorestrax.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wait if he can't fly that means he can't be a bat.. does that mean.

He's.....

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bc30000.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brave and the Bold 100! Always loved Robin on the cover going "Oh, wow!"

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evanbrady.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm picturing a bat limping along on a tiny crutch and it's kind of adorable

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benasterisk.bsky.social•1 day ago

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evanbrady.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're cute. Not ~super~ cute but pretty cute.

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benasterisk.bsky.social•1 day ago

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evanbrady.bsky.social•1 day ago

CAN I HAVE MORE JELLO

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benasterisk.bsky.social•1 day ago

😄

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wallbie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Giving off some serious Ricky Bobby vibes here.
https://youtu.be/6Dye05tvSoo?feature=shared

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hellmark.org•1 day ago

A crippled bat can have some nice thump sticks though. My cane is handy for that. Plus if I'm beating you with it, I can put 300lbs of dead weight on top of you.

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dtl.bsky.social•1 day ago

“And these bandages need to be upgraded to black Kevlar”

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suasponte2023.bsky.social•1 day ago

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jeffmcclelland.bsky.social•1 day ago

“But Dad, you don’t wear a toupee!”

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