I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off - ThreadSky

im-all-id.me • 18 days ago

I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off

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timothydiamond.bsky.social•18 days ago

It's slowly torturing us until our demise like we deserve.

im-all-id.me•18 days ago

Ya good point

marginman3.bsky.social•18 days ago

Weeeeeeeeee!

eviejeebie.bsky.social•18 days ago

That’s a little bit of how an earthquake feels

brightonniles.bsky.social•18 days ago

Cool, I would start running full-on in the opposite direction of the spin making the World my personal treadmill! Eventually lose footing, execute my famous faceplant dismount, fly right pass you all, ... albeit back-asswards.

kylostimpy.bsky.social•18 days ago

Well it will drown us eventually and then it will be at peace

doclee1977.bsky.social•18 days ago

I am adding you just for this joke. Well done.

wildplumbay.bsky.social•18 days ago

I think climate catastrophes are going to knock most of us off the planet.

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•17 days ago

Phew …. glad you didn’t go the
Q Anon path 😅

poetaster.bsky.social•18 days ago

We'd travel with it. If the Earth stopped, Wheee!

im-all-id.me•18 days ago

So many insufferable comments on this one. I should have known better

xdannyboyx.bsky.social•18 days ago

And earth is smart so it would make only the assholes fly off.

soulinquiries.bsky.social•18 days ago

Like fleas off a dog

im-all-id.me•18 days ago

Carlin, yea?

jilly.ca•18 days ago

like a pre-2000 schoolyard merry-go-round

smackmegthermo.bsky.social•18 days ago

That is how I approach roundabouts. Enter roundabout, then drive as fast as you can until you must select an exit. Usually a 25% chance of being correct. Free Electron Theory of Roundabouts©.

solrayes.bsky.social•18 days ago

I recall Neil DeGrasse Tyson saying that if the Earth did the opposite and stopped rotating altogether, that everyone and everything would keep accelerating at appx 800mph. Less effort same outcome.