Oh god. Imagine getting a head injury that swaps your "talking to pets" voice with your sex voice, and vice versa - ThreadSky

brainmage.bsky.social • 49 days ago

Oh god. Imagine getting a head injury that swaps your "talking to pets" voice with your sex voice, and vice versa

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patrickwreed.bsky.social•49 days ago

swapping both with your talking to tradesmen voice.

nickoctopus.bsky.social•49 days ago

There's probably a 70s British sex comedy where a housewife tries to insist this is what's happened when her husband arrives home to overhear her in flagrante with the plumber

vanderdecken.bsky.social•49 days ago

Do you have an actual job, or?

petraphoenix.bsky.social•49 days ago

Why?

bencarrington.bsky.social•49 days ago

Are they supposed to be different, asking for a friend

aifendragon.bsky.social•49 days ago

Gdi you got there first :p

emilyoram.bsky.social•49 days ago

I mean 'who's a good girl' works either way tbf

brainmage.bsky.social•49 days ago

Well, yeah, but tonally I feel one could come across as very patronising

northernash.bsky.social•49 days ago

sometimes that's the aim🧎🏻‍♂️

emilyoram.bsky.social•49 days ago

Wasn't gonna say but lol

brainmage.bsky.social•49 days ago

aifendragon.bsky.social•49 days ago

wait are those supposed to be different voices

harecomedy.bsky.social•49 days ago

Ah, you've met my ex.

somegreybloke.bsky.social•49 days ago

Wait, are we all supposed to have a sex voice??

j1jem.bsky.social•49 days ago

Which pet, though? My talking to Dotty (dog) voice is surprisingly different to my talking to Doug (cat) voice. Although, in fairness, neither are quite as distressing as my "replying on behalf of pets" voices.

beardynoise.bsky.social•49 days ago

Christ.

zoethorne.bsky.social•49 days ago

That was a subplot of an episode of Jonathan Creek, wasn't it?

fizzymilk.bsky.social•49 days ago

It could work, try yelling "FENTON! JESUS CHRIST!" in the moment.

ewacat.bsky.social•49 days ago

now the problem here is i'm aware of a subset of people who wouldn't mind at all

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