Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.’s family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today - ThreadSky

mikewtrapp.bsky.social • 95 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.’s family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today

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andrewrosas.bsky.social•95 days ago

Lest and methinks? Maybe after dinner she can play the lute for us

kuragari.bsky.social•95 days ago

Lutes are too pedestrian for Heather F. she slays with her gamelan.

tcippy.bsky.social•95 days ago

Oh Heather F. I don’t want to believe that know exactly what she looks like based on this comment…. But I do. There are some big sunglasses and Stanley’s on that woman’s kitchen counter, I guarantee it.

funnymanj.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is some "I add peas to mac and cheese" energy.

sabbath-schrader.bsky.social•94 days ago

Vanilla is her version of getting risky with spices? I mean…..do I need to say more or did she just say it herself?

theotherspeakman.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh hey, I'm spending Thanksgiving with you, from a certain point of view:

azcaptainobvious.bsky.social•95 days ago

Is it Renaissance Faire season already?

aimeeogdenwrites.com•95 days ago

We can all be thankful today got the Heathers in our own lives who take the time to stoop to our filthy, plebian level 💜

elanid.bsky.social•94 days ago

The “methinks” absolutely seals it for your assessment.

carolynparkhurst.bsky.social•95 days ago

It's wild that making "Thanksgiving" a verb is only like the fifth most objectionable part of this statement

mikewtrapp.bsky.social•95 days ago

It’s stunning. On top of that, quite a choice to call them “the people I Thanksgiving with” instead of, say, “friends” or “family”

princeennui.bsky.social•94 days ago

particularly since this person is clearly so ungrateful

f8n4tion.bsky.social•95 days ago

Get some culture Trapp. I just added some vanilla beans taken from one of my jars of extract and one slice of orange peel to my microwave burritos. A delicious happy medium, methinks. So simple!

doctamag.bsky.social•95 days ago

Jesus Christ, Heather sounds like the worst person to invite to a dinner party ever. Probably carries "personal spices" in her purse and it's just like fucking thyme or something lol.

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