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submitted 309 days ago • 7 comments

this is my new kink

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

You want thingamabobs? I’ve got twenty But who cares No big deal I want mooooooooore I want 21 thingamabobs

submitted 54 days ago • 27 comments

If I’m reading this sign correctly, this faucet sprays spaghetti

submitted 57 days ago • 31 comments

This moment from L. Frank Baum’s “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” was immortalized in the movie with the Scarecrow’s beloved song, “If I Only Had A Psychopathic Ability To Kill Forty Crows With My Hands, One By One, By Breaking Their Necks”

submitted 66 days ago • 16 comments

🎶 It’s the Mickey Mouse Roadhouse Come inside There’s blood inside

submitted 77 days ago • 6 comments

“Legs! I Need Legs! LEGS!”

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Altoona desperately trying to be known for something other than its pizza

submitted 83 days ago • 19 comments

Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.

submitted 88 days ago • 180 comments

Acting tip: if you have a line like “what are you doing?” Or “where are you going?” pronounce the last word so it rhymes with “boing.” This is called “making a choice”

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

“Many?” Really? MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse? Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

Playing with my food, Friday

submitted 90 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, but especially to Heather F.’s family, who, if this comment on a cranberry sauce recipe is any indication, will be putting up with all kinds of bullshit today

submitted 94 days ago • 11 comments

Another day storing my vanilla extract and liquid smoke next to each other, knowing I’m asking for disaster, doing nothing about it

submitted 96 days ago • 47 comments

“Harry Potter on the island” - my wife, trying to remember the movie “Swiss Army Man”

submitted 165 days ago • 2 comments

This post sure made me reflect on my career in ways I find extremely disorienting

submitted 185 days ago • 4 comments

Having a toddler is like living with a video game NPC. Little dudes running the same dialogue trees and subroutines over and over, and if anything bad happens to them, it’s definitely your fault.

submitted 190 days ago • 2 comments

oh good noted film lover/historian/archivist david zaslav

submitted 613 days ago • 19 comments

I don’t care that he’s probably not in the script, I must play the role of Tingle

submitted 480 days ago • 2 comments

You know what’s a fun word to type? “Onion.” Just a lil’ one cycle. Oniononionionionion Yeah. That’s the stuff.

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

Evelyn Waugh is the evil version of Evelyn Ugh

submitted 496 days ago • 3 comments

Low-stakes opinions I’ve formed since becoming a dad: - all playgrounds should have cafés attached - more authors of kids books need a firmer grasp of meter - if daycare is going to cost as much as college, my kid should get some kind of degree out of it - more places should be open before 9 am

submitted 522 days ago • 3 comments

Shout out to this horrifying illustration in my kid’s book

submitted 529 days ago • 2 comments

Hey, what’s up with that scrapey hook thing dentists use? Presumably it’s good for teeth, but I’ve never heard anyone suggest you should have your own. Can I buy my own scrapey hook? Should I???

submitted 533 days ago • 2 comments

Every artistic depiction of watermelon shows it with seeds, but I’ve seen nothing but seedless melon for at least 20 years. That fruit needs to update its profile pic

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

It’s kinda funny that your phone has an app called “phone” whose icon is a shittier phone

submitted 573 days ago • 0 comments

I just found out all 73 locations of the Los Angeles Public Library have free COVID tests in stock. You don't even need a library card. https://www.lapl.org/covid-tests

submitted 574 days ago • 3 comments

Some days I feel incredibly lucky to be a homeowner and some days (today, for instance) I learn that bees have built a hive in my chimney and are flying into my living room

submitted 580 days ago • 3 comments

I have completed my transformation into a dad* *(eating the heel slices off the bread to save the more desirable slices for my child)

submitted 582 days ago • 4 comments

Was this article written by a boiled frog?

submitted 583 days ago • 0 comments

When I’m parched nothing quenches my thirst like a tall glass of pea

submitted 583 days ago • 1 comment

One morning the sun came up and POP, out of the egg came a tiny, very hungry caterpillar. On Monday he ate through one apple. But he was still hungry. On Tuesday he ate through two pears, but he was still hungry. On Wednesday he ate through 55burgers55fries55tacos55pies55cokes100tatertots100pizzas

submitted 584 days ago • 0 comments

TV would make you think that crossword puzzle clues are like “Hound (3 letters)” when it’s really more like “1975 MCG oater star Durglan, and others, briefly”

submitted 586 days ago • 1 comment

“I am a free thinker with innovative new ideas,” I say as I eat my corn on the cob vertically. “An early adopter,” I say, gagging and sputtering out kernels

submitted 589 days ago • 1 comment