this is such a Falcons story. and an all-time rough dad moment - ThreadSky

greggrosenthal.bsky.social • 5 days ago

this is such a Falcons story. and an all-time rough dad moment

Reposted from Ian Rapoport

Here is the Falcons statement:

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scottydontknovv.bsky.social•5 days ago

Buddy was 21 doing this shit, I thought it was going to be like 15 at the oldest

deesevere.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yup! Can't relate. Moved to NYC and was self supporting by age 18. What's kinda cute for Bart Simpson is totally creepy at age 21.

drewmorton.bsky.social•5 days ago

You obviously haven’t spent much time with 21 year olds.

cgj845.bsky.social•5 days ago

Falcons are about to give a 21 year old (Walker) a $20m contract........

nirajonthego.bsky.social•5 days ago

Falcons keep Falconing, even during the offseason.

jeremykasperson.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fine Dad $100k.
Make son do 100 hours of community service.

dcslider.bsky.social•5 days ago

Not that long ago the kid would have been given a spot on the Howard Stern show.

reddancer303.bsky.social•5 days ago

The father needs better parenting skills

mulekezi62.bsky.social•5 days ago

The franchise that brought us Eugene Robinson and 28-3.

connectedcooking.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Falcons should ban that kid from the facility for the next two years if not permanently

sonofmustangford.bsky.social•5 days ago

That he pretended to be Mickey Loomis was a nice touch.

It’s bad but it’s not an Andy Reid rough dad moment.

Now THAT’S rough.

jeffpraught.bsky.social•5 days ago

They should also release a statement apologizing for gifting a first round pick to the Rams

cartoonstevebould.bsky.social•5 days ago

The contempt they have for Jax Ulbrich is delightful. Love that they get his age in the first line so that no one can miss that this adult is acting like Bart Simpson calling Moe's.

eispeis.bsky.social•5 days ago

When you have to revoke screen time and ground your 21 year old son...

charlienetto.bsky.social•5 days ago

what makes it "such a Falcons story"...?

tbh feels like your Gold and Black allegiance showing a little with that comment...

greggrosenthal.bsky.social•5 days ago

The fact that’s it’s ridiculous and embarrassing. falcons fans are usually the first to bring up their history

drewmorton.bsky.social•5 days ago

Of course his name is Jax

thedawgfather2021.bsky.social•5 days ago

And he goes to Ole Miss. because of course he does.

drewmorton.bsky.social•5 days ago

I bet his girlfriend’s name is Kayleigh

thedawgfather2021.bsky.social•5 days ago

Kayleigh, McKenzie, or Reagan

drewmorton.bsky.social•5 days ago

Whatever it is, it’s gonna have random vowels thrown in completely randomly.

ckeenan22.bsky.social•5 days ago

But also: “parent’s.” Top notch organization.

thedawgfather2021.bsky.social•5 days ago

Rough dad moment? It’s rough knowing your 21 year old is a piece of shit I guess.

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