If you think all that shit is corny and useless, that’s completely fine. Roll your eyes and tell your friends about it and pay attention to somebody else. Don’t tell me about it.
I just want to tell you that as a person whose body temp runs at 2000 degrees Fahrenheit, I found the electric blanket tip so lovely, a postcard from a land I will never get to visit.
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Me: You can put on more clothes, I can't take any more off.