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prof-hinkley.bsky.social • 80 days ago

Yeah dude. Your wife got pregnant from God. Ok.

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paulocalvo.bsky.social•79 days ago

It was an holy fuck.

zombarista.io•80 days ago

(head in hands) [sigh] "Jesus Christ"

Mary: Yes, we will name him that.

kimmalien.bsky.social•80 days ago

The power of prayer is more powerful than any penis actually

prof-hinkley.bsky.social•79 days ago

Penises are not gods themselves. They are merely god's instruments.

raindro.bsky.social•79 days ago

not that it matters, but i approve this message.

beeb33.bsky.social•79 days ago

me, a homewrecker: yep yeah that's definitely true and real 🙏

bensonisrad.bsky.social•80 days ago

It happens

bengc.bsky.social•79 days ago

The guy she told you not to worry about

srslymagenta.bsky.social•80 days ago

I know guys who basically accepted this logic. Like one who she was pregnant after one chance meeting, and until the baby was born they didn't realize that she'd been pregnant prior to them meeting, only just, and searching for a ... Let's say scapegoat they liked better

thwarted.bsky.social•79 days ago

Joseph was cucked so hard they wrote an entire book about it.

cmdroverdrive.bsky.social•80 days ago

I don't know what's more unbelievable, Mary getting pregnant by "god" or Jesus being white.

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