"4:03 PM, Thursday. I have yet to test that gravity still works Thursday afternoon, so today we are conducting experiment 32767." *Crash*
"4:20pm, Thursday. The humees seem to think something is interesting about this time. I think they're on the Nip. Oh well, time to test gravity again! *crash*"
Just give it a good sendoff, "You did your job well and you were a pretty shade of aquamarine. Rest now among the potsherds of history, and may you confuse the heck out of many a future archaeologist."
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"4:20pm, Thursday. The humees seem to think something is interesting about this time. I think they're on the Nip. Oh well, time to test gravity again! *crash*"
*"also you should give me treats for being so thoughtful" - more likely