People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
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They do get annoyed that October isnt the eighth month anymore. But, octopuses are also very efficient at stabbing Ceasar so they tried to take care of that too.
Not to be “that guy” but isn’t it moreso about the grace and complexity of the eightfold candy-handing-out choreography than about mere speed and efficiency? 🤔
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