GOVERNMENT: why aren't people having kids
ME: [imagining the future] yes, I always wanted to have a baby when their future would include spending $76 for a single egg and possibly being the first human to contract bird molio (what they call it once measles combine with bird flu AND polio)
ME: [imagining the future] yes, I always wanted to have a baby when their future would include spending $76 for a single egg and possibly being the first human to contract bird molio (what they call it once measles combine with bird flu AND polio)
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Give me the news
I gotta bad case
of Bird Molio
Nevertheless, I laughed out load.
If that makes me a bad person…so be it.
(Or I just get the tubes tied, but I can't turn that into as catchy of a pun.)
Government: right, so wokeness and keeping Trans girls from playing sports
Ghouls
now go make us some money