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does it hurt the banana when you peel it

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

A MINOOOOOORRRRRR

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

kinda feels like we're throwing a dart at a spinning wheel to see which cabinet member causes the apocalypse

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

did u know boob is short for roobert

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

using groot's pubic hairs to make a salad

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid www.commondreams.org/news/bernie-...

submitted 16 hours ago • 123 comments

smoking the weed that made scarecrow see the bat demon

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

it genuinely takes effort to write a headline this inverted

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i'm here for it

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they put in the newspaper that he got bitches

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

i remember they tried this near the end of warped tour's life and not a single person followed it

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

thanks to microsoft's new quantum computing breakthrough, they can now instantly calculate the maximum number of ads that can be pumped into a human brain at once before it explodes

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oh thank god we lost

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Garbanzo beans sounds like they were named by The Muppets

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Republic Commando still a top 3 Star Wars game fr

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 3 days ago • 212 comments

sigh jesus fucking christ

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

for someone (me) about to get into the high republic stuff, is light of the jedi the best place to start

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

he's just like me (really into Bossk)

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jd pants

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little techno mechanicus maximus musk is in an iron lung thats about to get unplugged from the wall by a rambunctious golden retriever

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Unfortunate side effect of Elon's political transformation is that people are now anti things like Mars exploration – because of some 'red team' 'blue team' dynamic. Carl Sagan was also passionate about the importance of Mars exploration – and those guys couldn't be more different philosophically

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

oh this is tough

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can we normalize blasting cigs?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

they know this ends with total victory over the constitutional republic or them facing down something very, very bad and we should act like we know it too

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We need a national politician who smokes weed 24/7

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

Among the most important things right now, for those of us Americans who want to understand our world and our place in it, is to shift from understanding ourselves as citizens of a democracy to members of a captive, restive, rebellious public an autocrat is seeking to consolidate control over.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments