We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons. by Jeff Bezos - ThreadSky

nytpitchbot.bsky.social • 46 days ago

We’ll be writing every day in support of personal liberties. Here’s why workers aren’t persons.

by Jeff Bezos

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When I first started in the work force , where I worked had a personal dept. Then in the Regan era it was changed to Human Resources , I remember saying that now that we are just resources they will treat us that way . Use us up and toss us away when they don't need us anymore.

redpainter1.bsky.social•46 days ago

Wait, this wasn't the title of his email to employees? I think it was.

martinstett.bsky.social•46 days ago

"Personal liberties" is a euphemism akin to "peculiar institution". Short for John Randolph of Roanoke's "I love liberty; I hate democracy."
Once the mob finds out about https://bookfinder.com, Jeff's gonna need a smaller boat.

leaferi.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oh my god. I wish weren’t killing it lately. Or that we weren’t… this.

thesauruswrecks.bsky.social•46 days ago

As a personal liberty absolutist here’s why my employees don’t deserve bathroom breaks.

By Jeff Bezos

daysonrick.bsky.social•46 days ago

However, Nash Holdings LLC [WaPo] is a person per Citizens United.

jerryplaysguitar.bsky.social•46 days ago

Ran in the Post.

tygerrrrr.bsky.social•45 days ago

🫨

americananastasia.bsky.social•46 days ago

It's easy to take a stand.
Delete your Amazon accounts.
If you don't, you have nothing to say.

elonthecon.bsky.social•46 days ago

dabxdee.bsky.social•46 days ago

I think the insurance and multi-billion dollar companies should be treated as people under Citizens United and charged with terrorism against their customers. And throw in the 8th amendment to boot

confusedpenguin.bsky.social•46 days ago

Could be the quickest way to have the Citizens United overthrown :)

thedogknows.bsky.social•46 days ago

Not startng a WAPO pitchbot account? So much opportunity

the33rd.bsky.social•46 days ago

Denying workers' personhood fractures the unity of existence. Systems dehumanize, but consciousness weaves us into one self. Liberation is collective, harm to others is self-harm.

thawedhead.bsky.social•46 days ago

Washington Post Pitchbot

jhenry922.bsky.social•46 days ago

I find it pretty ironic that he's sending a woman songwriter famous for her sexual lyrics into space with other women aboard a giant spaceship shaped like a dong

weponderj.bsky.social•46 days ago

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE

by Peon Musk

nigeloshea.bsky.social•46 days ago

"Hey, did you know those Gatorade bottles you pee into are recyclable? Contact us about more benefits working for the Amazon team"

otisredfoot.bsky.social•46 days ago

I remember the old days when Amazon workers wore diapers on the line and pissed in drink bottles.

elemental-lorne44.bsky.social•46 days ago

Diapers and piss bottles... seems redundant, not overly efficient. Best have DOGE come in, they'll get that situation fixed.

kyresistance.bsky.social•46 days ago

😂😢

stokitt.bsky.social•46 days ago

Yeah he would say that. People are just tools to be used by that fool. I wouldn't work for that idiot.

apearlma.bsky.social•46 days ago

"Note how this shows how Amazon Cares! No person who is a driver will ever have to pee in a bottle again!"

sha-lyn45.bsky.social•46 days ago

We’ll just just wait and see

lake77.bsky.social•46 days ago

How are you so good at these?? 😩

alfrede61.bsky.social•46 days ago

A senior partner in a major LA based law firm referred to associates as “fungible billing units.” (Seriously.)

billionaireslament.bsky.social•46 days ago

Bezos' wet dreams are awfully weird if you ask me.

lskmuse.bsky.social•46 days ago

And why Bezos does not pay a living wage….,

theshivan.bsky.social•46 days ago

All that plastic in his girlfriend doesn’t come cheap

johnhamill101.bsky.social•46 days ago

Thought of a side gig as the WP pitchbot? There seems to be both room and (sadly) plenty of material.

noiq15.bsky.social•46 days ago

LGBTQ+ give me the ick. Here's why gender preferences aren't personal liberties.

algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•46 days ago

here's why my former newsanchor second wife replacing her perfectly acceptable naturals with two globes is not genderaffirming care.

noiq15.bsky.social•46 days ago

Abortion sucks. Here's why abortion rights aren't personal freedoms.

noiq15.bsky.social•46 days ago

Immigrants suck. Here's why freedom of movement isn't a personal freedom

augustsym.bsky.social•46 days ago

senorjuanton.bsky.social•46 days ago

Free speech demands firing workers who try to unionize by Jeff Bezos

algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•46 days ago

we are for individual rights & expression. a union, meanwhile, is a group.
-- the fireorg

frankgalton.bsky.social•46 days ago

Free markets have given every American the personal liberty to fly to space.

By Lauren Sánchez

stickymoney.bsky.social•46 days ago

@washingtonpost.com

And they are literally a Nazi propaganda news source. Literally.

paulmurphyetc.bsky.social•46 days ago

Time to invest in tumbrils, kids.

theharpomarxist.bsky.social•46 days ago

By Jeff Bezos prompting ChatGPT.

shanemcoyle.bsky.social•46 days ago

Waiting for when Amazon offers classes in their off time and reclassifies them as student-athletes

jwlemon.bsky.social•46 days ago

Perfection.

kaboosemoose.bsky.social•46 days ago

Corporations are people, my friend!

wazzuer.bsky.social•46 days ago

🎯🎯🎯

emilgson.bsky.social•46 days ago

” we all know the rulings in court determined that corporation and such are to be considered a legal person. But have we have had that same kind of scrutiny for the working class ? The dredge that scurry around, living in filth and are too dumb and lazy to achieve freedom and independence?

bo1964.bsky.social•46 days ago

Planning on canceling my Amazon account and going back to INSTORE shopping.

yvonnelope.bsky.social•46 days ago

https://www.facebook.com/reel/959556249642502?fs=e&mibextid=wwXIfr&fs=e

docpsych.bsky.social•46 days ago

WTF is that?

elons-coke-dealer.bsky.social•46 days ago

In our latest installment of the "MANY DANGERS OF UNIONS" series

ad5nl.bsky.social•46 days ago

Time to expand the Pitchbot cinematic universe and create a WaPo Pitchbot account

silvermark.bsky.social•38 days ago

Jesus H-bomb Christ can’t we just kill Jeff Bezos, or is that too severe? Would Amazon be better without him at the helm? Until we figure that out I’m canceling my Amazon subscription. Boycott Amazon.

backofthenapkin.bsky.social•46 days ago

Remember however that Citizens United says that companies are persons!

bobcrunkle.bsky.social•46 days ago

"Give me botox, fillers & tiddie implants or give me death!"

pitchbotturd02.bsky.social•46 days ago

Why did 21 DOGE engineers resign in protest over Musk’s attempts to destroy the U.S. government? Because they all became infected with the woke mind virus.

hipknitter.bsky.social•46 days ago

Or women

traplife.bsky.social•46 days ago

Prime customers who bought Personal Liberties also bought: Free Markets, Sick Disco Shirt, HGH.

mbuss1234.bsky.social•46 days ago

But corporations are.

By Mitt Romney

dr-mcgaugheysummers.online•46 days ago

You're on fire today. I love it!

lostboyjim.bsky.social•46 days ago

Corporations are people.
People Aren't.

murphyles.bsky.social•46 days ago

New source of parody material on its way, complements of “swing vote” Lisa Murkowski.

What nonsense that supporting Trump in any way whatsoever supports Democracy.

https://bsky.app/profile/bindiatthebeach.bsky.social/post/3ljajr4kjd22c

irishgawdess.bsky.social•46 days ago

This is parody, right?

jimpharo.bsky.social•46 days ago

I think her USS service is a piece of weird performance art.

quietcontemplation.bsky.social•46 days ago

*My* personal liberties. Not yours. You’re workers, not people.

visualacoustics.bsky.social•45 days ago

The day that Bezos went into space on his Blue Dick and came back in one piece was a sad day for humanity. Hopefully the planet can give him a more impactful welcome next time.

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