You can use a dog as a napkin if you want, they don't mind - ThreadSky

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mindflakes.bsky.social • 18 days ago

You can use a dog as a napkin if you want, they don't mind

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They are expert at grease/food removal from face & hands. All work done automatically. Your only remaining task is to remove the saliva.

robertirving.bsky.social•18 days ago

Don’t try this on a cat, though.
I know this now.

wcpetree.bsky.social•18 days ago

I use that same thing on my s.o. to get them out of the kitchen while I'm cooking.

jackieocrassis.satan.social•18 days ago

I had to train the husband that you don't wipe boogers on the dog. His very first dog! Come on.

jdleighty.bsky.social•18 days ago

Confirmed twice tonight.

morgberryst.bsky.social•18 days ago

I saw a meme of someone saying when they spill some food they yell HOUSEKEEPING and their dogs come running to lick it you just think that’s so wholesome idk why I haven’t thought of it

raytheonofficial.bsky.social•18 days ago

My parents actually use their dog the same way, it's super efficient

marissaistall.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don’t recommend doing this with sticky hands and a husky…
So.Much.Fur😱

ygrene.bsky.social•18 days ago

i wrote a million dollar idea on my dog

dykelanes.bsky.social•18 days ago

picasso signed my dog instead of paying me for services rendered

k-teresa-a.bsky.social•18 days ago

Especially if you wipe something tasty on them…in a spot they can reach with their tongue!

richardny.bsky.social•18 days ago

They also make convenient vacuums around the dinner table.

hollyross.bsky.social•17 days ago

All. The. Time.

emilyrose.bsky.social•18 days ago

Especially if you use their tongue. Which is actually a wet wipe.

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