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smoke1966.bsky.social•26 days ago

Unfortunately he can't even stand up straight.

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shaggymain.bsky.social•25 days ago

He’d make good crash test dummy.

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tlcreque.bsky.social•26 days ago

Oh. That would be a great job. All he's gotta do is stand there and be orange. With a reflective stripe... Which he seems fond of anyway.

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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•25 days ago

😂

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aka-gina.bsky.social•26 days ago

Speed bump.

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71-to-100.bsky.social•26 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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pvtcompyle.bsky.social•25 days ago

As a traffic cone he would mouth off to someone triggering their road rage and they would run him over.

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demladyalways.bsky.social•26 days ago

Speedbump?

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masquerageous.bsky.social•25 days ago

And he'd say he is the 👌best👌 traffic cone in the history of the universe🙄 I vote for speed bump.

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gregorydoodles.bsky.social•25 days ago

🤣

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flowerbite.bsky.social•25 days ago

Speedbump?

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4theluvoflyle.bsky.social•25 days ago

Just snorted my coffee.
Thanks Booker

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stevefar.bsky.social•25 days ago

Oligarch village idiot at Mar a lago, now the national village idiot in dc, again🤷‍♂️

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aimeecasselberry.bsky.social•26 days ago

Speedbump

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theprofitprophet.bsky.social•25 days ago

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novemberwitch2025.bsky.social•26 days ago

Or trash bag. He's certainly got the figure for it.

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pierrelav.bsky.social•26 days ago

But he can't hold the trash. It keeps coming out of his mouth.

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novemberwitch2025.bsky.social•26 days ago

A trash bag with a big gaping hole is pretty useless, isn't it?

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lindasd.bsky.social•25 days ago

Yeah... I vote speed bump. He's too wobbly for a traffic cone.

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bigskytele.bsky.social•26 days ago

I'd drive right over it.

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confusedasyou2.bsky.social•25 days ago

I would like to think that his remains would have to be eaten by a package jackals before they were fit to be put into the ground as compost🤗

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habtessier.bsky.social•25 days ago

Nah, he’d fuck that up too

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massyankee.bsky.social•25 days ago

LOL

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biggingerfox.bsky.social•25 days ago

The bottom half of a FAFO meme

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ericamoss.bsky.social•26 days ago

Not with that lean of his and his donkey jerking dance would be very distracting to drivers.

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michaelwsf.bsky.social•26 days ago

Speed bump!

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eoghan01.bsky.social•25 days ago

Jack-o-lantern.

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sickofbull.bsky.social•25 days ago

And the more you hit it the more points you get.

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madmartha.bsky.social•25 days ago

I run over those. So inconvenient.

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howdummbisthere.bsky.social•25 days ago

Too fat

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sbaltzell.bsky.social•25 days ago

Boat anchor!

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fraziberry.bsky.social•25 days ago

Not stable enough.

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larryhochman.bsky.social•25 days ago

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amidumonde.bsky.social•25 days ago

He may not be quite orange enough. But I do like that a traffic cone looks like a dunce cap.

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catmandoo14.bsky.social•25 days ago

Hilarious. I'm not sure he can even do that. But he would say that he is the handsomest, most popular, traffic cone in the world.

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mark-sysum.bsky.social•25 days ago

Electric chair tester

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theartistmattyrich.bsky.social•25 days ago

Used car salesman...

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whyldflower.bsky.social•26 days ago

Puppet

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boatertom.bsky.social•26 days ago

Compost pile

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confusedasyou2.bsky.social•25 days ago

We have to remove the contamination before we could do-that. Come on man be considered of future generations.

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rbandit45.bsky.social•25 days ago

I vote daisy pusher upper.

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andyv4.bsky.social•25 days ago

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cwnol51.bsky.social•25 days ago

Crash test dummy .

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deedledu.bsky.social•25 days ago

Nope, too important. Maybe a dog shit bag?

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sharkk-5.bsky.social•25 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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fucctrump.bsky.social•25 days ago

Box occupier...

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mimzeynot1.bsky.social•25 days ago

I don’t think his orange colour, so important for traffic cones, would make it through the rain. Final thoughts - nope, he wouldn’t be able to do that either.

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ormillbillie.bsky.social•25 days ago

he would still find a way to grift and fuck it up

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q4nwspunk.bsky.social•25 days ago

Y
Urinal 🎯

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jae220.bsky.social•25 days ago

Bullseye. In one of places where you throw axes.

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no-meds.bsky.social•26 days ago

Indeed; just a rub of something really shiny and he'd be the right colour.

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funfan1.bsky.social•25 days ago

Even then, he'd be in the wrong place, but I would do this .

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soldiergirl.bsky.social•25 days ago

I'm a bad driver, don't yell at me if I hit him. I bet he would be ok because I'm sure he still has his healthcare!!

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juliatowe.bsky.social•25 days ago

Too fat.

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nathanielrmay.bsky.social•25 days ago

He can really work that mouth. Fluffer

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nathanielrmay.bsky.social•25 days ago

Melania might be intoooo it. Which would the first time she got serial satisfaction from him

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alexa-supertramp.bsky.social•25 days ago

Speed bump

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louleoresist.bsky.social•25 days ago

Speed bump

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si-d-great.bsky.social•25 days ago

Speed bump

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im-still-me.bsky.social•25 days ago

Crash test dummy

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bdb081361.bsky.social•24 days ago

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rainhoward.bsky.social•25 days ago

If not for his daddy's money he'd be selling timeshares in Boca or used cars in Vegas. Maybe some third tier discount life insurance. Whatever it was, he'd be really bad at it.

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