Probably. They're not going to actually stop killing people and causing them brutal amounts of pain, they'll just get rid of the acronym. That'll fix everything!!!
Good call, could totally see that happening. And health insurance companies going through roughly 9 re-brandings and consolidations and mergers and portmanteau-ifications, instead of the usual 4 annual obfuscations, monopolizations, and reputation-washings.
Probably pronounced “See us United” or something similarly lofty and cloying
They’ll hire Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner team to educate us. And Phillip Morris (Altria) folks, you know, for the re-branding expertise… but also for their profitable cigarette products and profitable effects on human health.
Or borrow a page from Cyberpunk Red and start having CEOs as a 'Face'.. a scapegoat to bask in the limelight and make appropriate noises at the right moments.. draw attention and fire while the real controllers remain anonymous.
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Can’t wait to see UHC become CvsUnited
They’ll hire Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner team to educate us. And Phillip Morris (Altria) folks, you know, for the re-branding expertise… but also for their profitable cigarette products and profitable effects on human health.
Easy-peasy proletariat-pleaser!
Ah hell nah we taking out Chief Geeks too