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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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62 days ago
I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
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gabbklein.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Good. It takes a lot of fat and sugar to build up the energy stores necessary to kill a Victorian child, but it's always worth it.
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bigoldgeek.bsky.social
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62 days ago
So, two?
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mcmjolnir.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Just stamping orphan silhouette s on my belly for each one
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slcpgh.bsky.social
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61 days ago
How many cookies does it take to kill a Victorian child?
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les1013.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Hysterical
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phrebh.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Through calories or stoning?
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sirbriannormal.bsky.social
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62 days ago
How many d'you need to consume before you're sufficiently junked up to do that? Is it in the dozens?
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notwelcomematt.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Deplete the surplus population
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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61 days ago
of cookies
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notwelcomematt.bsky.social
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61 days ago
BREAKING NEWS: Cookie genocide
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nutshellgulag.bsky.social
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61 days ago
I've eaten enough Victorian children to kill a cookie monster.
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devilishlydo.bsky.social
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62 days ago
How much energy do you need to kill a small Victorian child? It doesn't seem like it would be that hard.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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62 days ago
i'm not falling for that
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krogerfoot.bsky.social
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61 days ago
I frankly think that’s no excuse
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enewsome.bsky.social
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62 days ago
It doesn’t take much to do that.
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dollop-of-mayo.bsky.social
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62 days ago
I've killed many Victorian children for their cookies
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unhingedauntyem.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Ah, the holiday sweet spot
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ericthatguy.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Bet you can’t eat just wan
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unenthusiast.com
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62 days ago
*biscuits
(I too hate that I am like this, so in this one way, we are very much alike)
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dialpforpickles.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Be fair to yourself: the cookies those kids were eating back then were mostly lead and whalemeat.
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croneever.bsky.social
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60 days ago
Victorian children were tougher than you think. Otherwise, they'd never have survived the clothes they had to wear.
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velvetsparrow.bsky.social
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62 days ago
This post indicates that a previous attempt to kill a Victorian child via over-cookieing was successful. 🤨
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kurtshriner.bsky.social
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60 days ago
This statement would have gotten you a fiefdom 150 years ago
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atomicdumpling.bsky.social
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62 days ago
If we're going to go dark with this post...
Isn't that like 1 bite? They were already dying of consumption. Did you get to enjoy the crumbs?
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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62 days ago
i'm dying of consumption. of cookies
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jeffabbott.bsky.social
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61 days ago
One less Cratchit
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physicsboyt.bsky.social
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61 days ago
Tiny Tim…who did NOT get diabetes!
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criminalerin.bsky.social
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62 days ago
Never been so cookiepilled in my life
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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62 days ago
they should come with a syringe full of insulin
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rogerjva.bsky.social
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61 days ago
It doesn't take many, given how little sawdust there is in them these days
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(I too hate that I am like this, so in this one way, we are very much alike)
Isn't that like 1 bite? They were already dying of consumption. Did you get to enjoy the crumbs?