Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you - ThreadSky

viktorwinetrout.bsky.social • 56 days ago

Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

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jenni4iowa.bsky.social•56 days ago

Captain, can you tell us something we don't know?

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•56 days ago

Must be a Boeing 737 Max

notquietmodemd.bsky.social•56 days ago

You can see any number of them off to your far right.

amutepiggy.bsky.social•53 days ago

it's cool that they let Werner Herzog fly the plane

robocopperpot.bsky.social•55 days ago

Cheers......

viktorwinetrout.bsky.social•56 days ago

Btw: We’re out of chicken marsala. Also, both engines are down and we’re leaking fuel

wildmonkeysects.bsky.social•56 days ago

But at least there's free wifi.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•56 days ago

passenger in aisle 6 is giving out free tracheotomies to anyone who anticipates having trouble breathing. she's self taught but it's probably fine

gyrate.bsky.social•56 days ago

I see the problem. If your plane is so wide it has six aisles, you’re probably flying sideways.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•56 days ago

I'm just giving out free surgery. We can agree I meant to say row, but it's important you stay in an upright position and hold still or this hole is not gonna be in the right place at all

gyrate.bsky.social•56 days ago

What about the tray table? Up? Down? Violently ripped from the back of the seat in front of me and flung across the cabin?