Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me. - ThreadSky

davidjroth.bsky.social • 390 days ago

Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.

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brookertjustice.bsky.social•390 days ago

Let him drop 22 points in 18 minutes on me... Soon as he drops that stupid smile I'm crossing something off my bucket list and that's priceless

lethaljorts.bsky.social•390 days ago

your only choice is to go draymond on him and hit him with a spinning elbow

buckyhinault.bsky.social•390 days ago

After all that time Dan Cortese dedicated to helping you with your defense. Disappointing.

greatsaltblake.bsky.social•390 days ago

He keeps calling you a Feastable which is insulting in a way that you can’t quite remember in the moment

autozone.bsky.social•390 days ago

The best time to have faked an injury was 20 minutes ago. The second best time is right now

aldokelrast.bsky.social•390 days ago

Jennifer Hudson is crying, David. Why did you make future EGOT Jennifer Hudson cry?

davidjroth.bsky.social•390 days ago

Coach Nick Lachey disgustedly calling timeout for second time in five minutes.

robertsilverman.bsky.social•390 days ago

Getting subbed out for the Nelk Boys must’ve stung

mkerste.bsky.social•390 days ago

Shut up, Nick Lachey!

kduffy.bsky.social•390 days ago

"Do you need to sub out and rest for a minute?" My teammate offers, kindly. I look at him - I think I remember him from a viral 2014 Vine, but I can't be sure.

29sunset.com•390 days ago

Bill Walton: "Two hundred and fifty million subscribers, clicking and liking in a swirling ouroboros of attention."

Dave Pash: "Jennifer Hudson to inbound."

billysunday.bsky.social•390 days ago

I was watching a UCLA game with my dad, Walton announcing. Out of nowhere Bill asks Pash:
“Dave have ever spent any time at the Self-Realization center on Sunset Blvd?”
Pash: “uh no Bill”
My dad: “I HAVE, BILL”

doodoobrain.bsky.social•390 days ago

devastating

blueskynet2123.bsky.social•390 days ago

And they are right to do so

crb1079.bsky.social•390 days ago

Stephen A Smith screaming from the opposing coaches box: Now that is preposterous Mr. Crab Rangoon.

crb1079.bsky.social•390 days ago

This should have read "muttering under his breath" not "screaming." We regret the scrivener's error.

norbizness.bsky.social•390 days ago

Marv Albert Voice: HEARING it from the crowd

andyelrick.bsky.social•390 days ago

When content creation is made an Olympic sport in 2036 we won't be laughing. Contestants will each be given a go pro, two metric tons of Skittles and a straw. Most views takes home gold.