Slowly jogging in from the bullpen and working through my warm-up before a save opportunity while the stadium p.a. blares one of those songs from Instagram animal videos where a minion-style voice goes "a doo be doo be doo."
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Taunting my opponents whereby I’m an evil, muscular black cat striking out a team full of pitiful, fat, orange cats. They are crying in the freezing rain.
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[Stadium organist begins playing "Send in the Clowns"]
“Meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meowwww 🎶 “
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ7ifuDVHl0&pp=ygUac2VsZWN0ZXIgdG9vIG11Y2ggcHJlc3N1cmU%3D
"Oh god, oh god, come on, shut up shut up"