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Lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 143 comments

Think I'll come back to him at some point when I have a better sense of what to do with his four arms but I do like him more than the tyrannofex. This guy looks unhinged and scary

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 22 hours ago • 52 comments

There aren't many things that make me do deep breathing exercises as much as super glue drying on my hand in 2 seconds and in 30 minutes on the thing I want it to stick to

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry, but if you started ignoring Moo Deng the second she got a little older and are now obsessed with Ume you’re no better than Leonardo DiCaprio

submitted 16 hours ago • 35 comments

Could a federal employee share that Elon musk email address please? No reason

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Trump taking egg from Montana as we speak

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Friend wanted a lord of skulls and the result is 4lbs of resin. This thing is fucking insane

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They're calling it "The Atlantic writer special"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

troy aikman, two scotches deep in the first quarter: starks here I mean holy cow he could've prevented the crash of flight aa347 last week if he were in the faa Joe buck - and of course we want to extend our deepest condolences to the families affected by the crash

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 56 comments

Hey, you see this thing that's explaining why he's doing a bunch of evil shit? You see this post where he just says exactly what he thinks? Ignore it it's not relevant

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power

submitted 5 days ago • 507 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

More like dumbass chat-a-ton dimwitiams

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submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Suspect the place we really went off the rails as a country was 1864 when we didn't bar from government every single member of the Confederate government and army without exception, seize 100% of Confederate property to give to formerly enslaved people, and muster a Black-led army to defend it all.

submitted 6 days ago • 83 comments

i guess i never posted about it here before but president's day seems like as good a holiday as any to bring it back up: we don't have nearly enough federal holidays. that's why i think we should create around 30 more, each anchored to the friday or monday around a significant union army victory

submitted 6 days ago • 39 comments

*knowingly* jenny tightpants

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kinda fun to pull up vic3 for the first time in awhile and immediately see a character listed as "moderate - holds no positions"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Astronomer who just found a nebula that perfectly spells "shit head": incredible what an amazing discovery Remembering they hate Greg: I shall name it Greg's nebula

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Just gave a rousing speech in my head, hope it made you all feel better

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder fellas, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, so make your plan

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submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

Big news on the red carpet: Kim Kardashian is now dating fall out boy bassist Pete Wentz(!)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

First guy writing alt text: There are some handprints, outlined in red, on a limestone cave wall. Not bad, considering there hasn't been art before

submitted 10 days ago • 11 comments

I would be genuinely curious to hear why these things can't just recognize a math equation. The have to have stolen millions of word problems so far and it seems like such a simple pr victory if nothing else to make it be able to do every high schooler's math homework

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta be a significant number of rogan listener lifter types who fall into the RFK jr type reactionary movement simply because they only shit twice per week and each time they walk out covered in sweat

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing worse than failing despite my minimal efforts

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I love reading property management company reviews. Half describe in detail how a family member was slowly murdered by the company and half are 5-stars that are like "I love the company and its mold! I did NOT receive $50 off my rent for this review"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

AJ Brown adding a new, more terrifying level of WR social media posting with essentially “The war is over, but my sword still thirsts for blood.” @edsbs.bsky.social @pablo.show

submitted 11 days ago • 30 comments

Go birds

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submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

New Super Bowl curse drops

submitted 14 days ago • 30 comments

I saw the Brutalist and have never seen a more anti-protestant, anti-small town movie. It was also very pretty. 4.5 stars

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Missile? And is there a mr ile? 😏

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wait till I see your what? Belly button? Scuba Steve action figure tucked away?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Call him before Congress, start reading out his SSN and those of everyone in his family, and ask him when he wants it to stop.

submitted 20 days ago • 27 comments