“Spread love not hate” he says, as he owns a car made by the billionaire far right oligarch trying to implode the US government
Can’t make this shit up
"it happened again tonight" is the funniest way to start a post about your cybertruck.
did you get stuck in the snow?
did your door handles freeze over locking you in or out of the car?
did your panels start rusting?
did your panels start falling off?
did it catch fire?
"spread love, not hate" from the guy driving a car that marketed itself as a tank that can kill other people easily in the event of an accident and was designed basically explicitly to trigger people lol
“thanks tom we are here outside ‘leopards eating peoples’ faces’ party hq & we are being told that party representatives are unavailable for comment because leopards have eaten their faces
a sign on the door reads ‘we did not think that the leopards would eat OUR faces please respect our privacy’”
If the kids throwing eggs at his car find out he said this they're going to start throwing cans of soup at it. Pretty soon those will be cheaper than eggs if they haven't already gotten there.
As Gramma used to say " If you want sympathy it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis". Better toughen up Sweetie if you plan on supporting President Elon & his VP.🤨🤨🤨
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Good. Hope it keeps happening.
Can’t make this shit up
did you get stuck in the snow?
did your door handles freeze over locking you in or out of the car?
did your panels start rusting?
did your panels start falling off?
did it catch fire?
oh you got egged?
How about we shit in your dumpster of a car instead
-Man who drives a Hitlermobile
this is obvious gas lighting by someone who throws money away on useless things
At least he's protected from projectiles in his "bulletproof" car.
a sign on the door reads ‘we did not think that the leopards would eat OUR faces please respect our privacy’”
And he WILL fix it because he cares too much about appearances.
The fact he even said that shows he knows exactly why it keeps happening.
It's the dril "I'm not owned (turns into a corncob)" tweet
Going to get much worse now.
"Spread love not hate"
🤔
Surprised. Not.
Oh yeah?
https://gandalf.fee.urv.cat/professors/AntonioQuesada/Curs1920/Cipolla_laws.pdf