The rest of the world is tragically unprepared for Rich Cincinnati Suburb Guy behaviors. They lack the antibodies for it. - ThreadSky

davidjroth.bsky.social • 1 day ago

The rest of the world is tragically unprepared for Rich Cincinnati Suburb Guy behaviors. They lack the antibodies for it.

Reposted from Radley Balko

Vance's Easter visit to Rome clogged its streets with a 40-vehicle entourage. He also demanded the Coliseum be closed so he and his family could tour it alone. Tourists who properly booked slots in advance got screwed.

He's apparently the first to make that demand. Then he didn't bother to show up.

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dps952.bsky.social•1 day ago

I had to read this a couple of times before I realized you weren’t talking about a guy named “Rich Cincinnati,” who I assume is the top salesman for extended warranties at a used car dealer in the TX panhandle who won’t stop asking for pasta with his chili.

linuxlea.bsky.social•1 day ago

The guy is from Cincinnati?
First of all, that means "Cincinnati Chili" should be outlawed as a crime gainst humanity, in addition to being a crime against chili, as it already is.

linuxlea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Secondly: I will never be able to not think of him as "The cockroach that ate Cincinnati"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtEpqlrwX5c

biknmusicmama.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s from a suburb about 40 min north of Cincinnati

linuxlea.bsky.social•1 day ago

So that's what, 80 kilometers, based on the Richtgeschwindigkeit on the Autobahn?

oh, wait...

Yeah, I get it, so about a 15 minute walk, taking into account the efficiency of car infrastructure.

averylargebear.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can't believe I'm saying this but at least Boehner had the decency to weep openly on meeting the Pope & chain smoke

cincyle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Spiritually you’re correct but his place is in the city like two miles from the city center.

davidjroth.bsky.social•1 day ago

This makes me think less of Cincinnati somehow

cincyle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t. He doesn’t actually live there. (It’s actually kind of a legendary high school party house and there was a lot of mourning when word got out he bought it.)

bobthomas707070.bsky.social•1 day ago

Rich Cincinnati Suburb Guys actually live in Northern Kentucky. Residency requirements to be an Ohio senator prevented Vance from achieving his true calling. He does not belong in Cincinnati city limits.

buckyhinault.bsky.social•1 day ago

/TMNT theme: "Rich Cincinnati Suburb Guy"

ennui.org•1 day ago

Make it "Cincinnati Suburb Rich Guy" so the scansion works.

stormyandlyra.bsky.social•1 day ago

This also works with the ducktales theme

dktrstrangelove.bsky.social•23 hours ago

You can take the boy out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the boy

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•1 day ago

I know so many of this exact guy. He is the absolute amalgam of my classmates at St. X

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•1 day ago

Which is funny because one of my classmates at st. X is another, different Republican presidential asshole

mgm.ink•1 day ago

RIP

cheesebridgearea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do they still ask where people went to high school? Just like Moeller kids 😂

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's high school all the way down. An entire region with Springsteen's "Glory Days" where several parts of their brains should be

cheesebridgearea.bsky.social•1 day ago

I remember when I first moved to the area seeing that someone who died in like their 90s got buried in an Elder colored coffin. I don't get it 🫠

veryaveragejoe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Listen, we hate it when he comes back to Cincinnati, a city he is not from but has unfortunately chosen to live.

petoskeystoned.bsky.social•1 day ago

Epidemic of middle aged guys who got power & money doing evil shit suddenly deciding to care about prolonging life & promoting the afterlife, wonder what that's about

petnatwhine.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can’t tourist in Rome without encountering them.

heyitsnuge.bsky.social•1 day ago

He takes family to Rome McDonalds to “see if they do it different here.”

delbertgseasons.bsky.social•1 day ago

KRAP From Cincinnati

hatkidsays.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is typhoid Mary but for a man that has resting "i frew up" face. The rest of the world will see him and be like "whoever bought him for percs overpaid his mom"

chinajoeflynn.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't agree with these people on much, but I think we can all agree that sometimes it's important to just calm down and blame the Italians

bluecarize.bsky.social•20 hours ago

They should have done the opposite, all tickets for Americans cancelled all other nationalities get access. Nobody outside of the US has ever heard of JD. I'm not trying to punish Steve and Amila, but elections have consequences.

sincarne.bsky.social•1 day ago

Incredible. Every part of this is more American Abroad than the last. This is how the rest of the world believes Americans act when traveling, but to see it so well documented is…incredible.

surathing.bsky.social•1 day ago

The wife trying to calm down a 58-year old man like he's gonna turn into the Incredible Hulk is also very on-brand.

mitchellnba.bsky.social•1 day ago

We’re years out from this fad being a thing but I’d hang a poster of “Keep Calm and Blame the Italians”

concoloris.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean they're probably used to it, just not to the Fat American Tourist being the, you know, vice president

epistrophee.bsky.social•1 day ago

The assholes of southwestern Ohio are the most potently awful in all the world. From Wapakoneta south to the banks of the Ohio river they've spread out their rhizomes of Dutch Bros franchises and car dealerships.
A plague has been unloosened on the earth.

tealdeer.bsky.social•1 day ago

His dickishness is even more powerful that that of the New York businessman and his wife here, which is a HoF achievement

boogiesurf.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Douche

brandonfrick.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Coliseum apparently remains a place where Christians have problems with the lyin’

rifka.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.zdnet.com/article/how-to-add-alt-text-to-images-on-bluesky-and-why-you-should/

fadi4peaceingaza.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://bsky.app/profile/fadi4peaceingaza.bsky.social/post/3lnqfp3hjek2z

tehmud.bsky.social•1 day ago

A swift kick in the dick usually resolves that disease.

leftinfighter.bsky.social•1 day ago

The beginning and end of MAGA philosophy is "because fuck you, that's why." Trying to appeal to their morality is an ineffective strategy.

You have to sneer at them for simply having a stupid ethos for operating society on, and unapologetically call for the eradication of their strain of thought.

erictime.bsky.social•1 day ago

Vance: (After a lengthy description of glorious Mason, Ohio.) “You’re telling me Vatican City doesn’t have a Great Wolf Lodge for my family to stay in? Fella, if there’s not an indoor water slide at the hotel, I’m afraid we won’t be attending.”

Cardinal Tuchababy: “Que cosa, Splashin’ Safari?”

theothersideoflfe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagining this MFer going to Jungle Jim's or the Ikea in West Chester gives me the heebie-jeebies.

cornanon.bsky.social•1 day ago

At least the ikea has enough people at a time to where he wouldn’t have opportunity to rail anything there.
Jungle Jim’s doesn’t have any upholstered displays at all, so that’s a relief. Who knows what he’d try with the fish market, though.

crb1079.bsky.social•1 day ago

(to the 17 year old hostess at Outback Steakhouse) "Do you know who I am...Vince Diamond Chevrolet...if you can find a better deal, Skyline chili is on me."

cheesebridgearea.bsky.social•1 day ago

I LiVe In WaRrEn CoUnTy vibes 😂

templeofhate.com•1 day ago

Here's the gift link in case anyone wants to actually read the article (it's scathing).

https://www.thetimes.com/article/4a155c0b-aff8-4af4-830e-a217afae37df?shareToken=1ff4ed1498f826e4235f17636c50f313

wisdombox.bsky.social•23 hours ago

How does Usha even live with herself?

objectivelydrew.bsky.social•23 hours ago

It is making progressively more sense with every year why I couldn't stand to be in that city one single second longer than my degree required.

artbrovera.bsky.social•1 day ago

They should all move back to Columbus where they belong

rjtaylor3.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s just such a colossal asshole at everything

nomads.bsky.social•1 day ago

New Pope must call for a crusade so that Christendom may vanquish the perfidious Ohian

alangrofield.bsky.social•1 day ago

There’s a very clear intraOhio schism here, a Cleveland guy would never dream of doing this(a Cleveland guy is also born Catholic)

jakemerkowitz.bsky.social•21 hours ago

As a born-Catholic Cincinnatian - fuck the convert-choad. That he slimed pass the intellectual death grip the Church has on Cincinnati minds only to show-up acting like a fucking fool… shame. (Archdiocese of Cincinnati: 51st in population-size; 5th-largest Catholic school system in the US.)

alangrofield.bsky.social•1 day ago

No one who roots for the Browns would ever convert to any religion as an adult, by the age of 15 or so they know for a fact There Is No God

benrichmond.bsky.social•6 hours ago

If you’re still rooting for the Browns, you’re not the type who changes affiliations.

mementomorty.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's a disease with no cure.

drmarvelljones.bsky.social•1 day ago

…mostly

mykidsmombb8.bsky.social•1 day ago

I blame the stupid people who enabled that to occur.

urgeintheicebox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Carpetbag the planet.

historyonfilm.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Ohioan always struggles abroad, because they lack the necessary environs of the gas station convenience store to eat at. He was scared, confused, and hungwy.

scaggsvillan.bsky.social•1 day ago

wait to they find out about skyline chili!

(im a fan btw)

biknmusicmama.bsky.social•1 day ago

My Scottish friend actually described it as “Spaghetti bolognese gone wrong” when he tested it (which I have thought was forever the perfect description of that food that I will crave until I die)

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