Ok this is very interesting but I can't bring it to a basketball game to get the crowd hyped - ThreadSky

celebrityhottub.bsky.social • 8 days ago

Ok this is very interesting but I can't bring it to a basketball game to get the crowd hyped

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pxleyes.bsky.social•8 days ago

The videos of them being thrown into engines are pretty sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5dBV8zde48

jaconthebrazos.bsky.social•8 days ago

In poultry management class, we had to learn to be mindful of liquidation of flocks when burying them.

See, a big pile of carcases needs to have ventilation to release gasses. But the PVC vents need to not be same size as your carcasses.

Pressure builds up and you have chicken cannons.

nikolaidenmark.bsky.social•8 days ago

The hell you can’t.

dctrojan.bsky.social•8 days ago

take it to the far end of the parking lot, change the elevation, and fire fried chickens into the crowd, what an event that would be

lobstaman.bsky.social•8 days ago

cesmustache.bsky.social•8 days ago

"fire for effect"

dctrojan.bsky.social•8 days ago

a cannonade of chicken

cesmustache.bsky.social•8 days ago

a battery of barnyard fowl

a cacophony of capon chuckers

a plethora of pullet punters

95sports.bsky.social•8 days ago

Chicken Cordon Boom

maccann.bsky.social•8 days ago

Great, now I've got to invent tracer rounds for hot dog cannons

cesmustache.bsky.social•8 days ago

that's what the mustard is for

smfx.bsky.social•8 days ago

My grandfather used to carry a newspaper article about this in his wallet so he could bet people that it was a real thing. For 20+ years.

sirmatt.bsky.social•8 days ago

I'm sure you could make a potato gun style cannon that could fire chickens. Just don't know if they have the structural integrity not to disintigrate in the air.

alumpy.bsky.social•7 days ago

What if we put the Philly phanatic into it

donniet3.bsky.social•8 days ago

Ummm, disagree

jonboogy.bsky.social•8 days ago

What about just firing turkey legs out of a tshirt cannon? About the right size and mortar shaped for accuracy.

drpattijones.bsky.social•8 days ago

Even a rotisserie chicken t-shirt gun seems like a huge liability but I would love to see it

babyfleg.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is like step 2 towards Miracle on the Hudson Valley Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

olrock13.bsky.social•8 days ago

Pft, Not with that attitude. I thought this was AMERICA?!?

freshticles.gobirds.online•8 days ago

Not with that attitude you can’t

ethanlavery.bsky.social•8 days ago

How about one of those waterballoon 3-man slingshots?

joshheggen.com•8 days ago

*shouldn’t

lurkymclurk.bsky.social•8 days ago

Auburn??

bluebarronphoto.bsky.social•8 days ago

It’s standard practice in aircraft design to launch a frozen chicken to insure that the aircraft could survive a bird strike.

https://youtu.be/hXsFmIqTHIE?si=syZoa-nxcGrdZB2_