This is how we bring new life to monster truck rallies - ThreadSky

celebrityhottub.bsky.social • 1 day ago

This is how we bring new life to monster truck rallies

Cybertrucks are piling up -- apparently no one wants to buy them -- but they can't stop making them, b/c shutting the factory down is too expensive. Great work all around.

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mwdooley.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yo. Leo...baby...pal. Can I sell you 700 popemobiles?

fairlane35.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not in the “we’re gonna crush these things” kinda way, but the “First 5,000 fans gets a free one” kinda way

jojo-bajor.bsky.social•1 day ago

//They could be recycled into refrigerators.

grach.bsky.social•1 day ago

Monster Monday-Opps all cyber truck edition

huxenstein.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, those exploding batteries could provide a real show

flahawkfan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or better yet, demolition derbies.

tedgarrison3.bsky.social•1 day ago

Man.. think of the domino effect a single molotov could do...

susangu3.bsky.social•1 day ago

Demolition Derby!!!!

andrewkilger.bsky.social•1 day ago

Spontaneously combusting monster trucks is brilliant.

nowhere.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wow, watching these get obliterated in my head over and over is making me feel a lot calmer. Thank you. Have you thought about getting into self help?

cooperhamilton.bsky.social•13 hours ago

There is something wrong with your manufacturing model if it's more expensive to shut your factory down than continuing to build a product that no one will buy. Unless, you think that your pal the President will buy the whole inventory for government use (at full price).

itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Demolition derbies featuring inextinguishable fires.

jtgator813.bsky.social•1 day ago

There used to be a track just south of Gainesville that did figure 8 bus racing. Feels like that could make a comeback.

tjgator.bsky.social•1 day ago

I assume Bithlo is still going strong?

jtgator813.bsky.social•1 day ago

Bronson Motor Speedway in Levy County. I think they shut it down in the early 2010s. They also had boat and trailer races and blindfolded driver races. No idea how there weren’t constant serious injuries.

tjgator.bsky.social•1 day ago

This was the race track we went to when I was a kid. Drag races, demolition derbies, school bus figure 8s, etc. Just past the Gator on highway 50.

earlkarl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey my uncle built a figure 8 bus racer!

jtgator813.bsky.social•1 day ago

Which one? I only remember the all black one and the “9/11 Support Our Troops Bus”

specter177.bsky.social•1 day ago

Quite the assumption that there weren't.

tjgator.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh yeah, Bithlo has boat trailer races too! Bring your boat and have some fun—was how it was billed.

jtgator813.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don’t know why I’m surprised that there were two places with the same business model in central Florida. Truly God’s country.

https://www.gainesville.com/story/news/2004/08/02/battle-of-the-buses/31672832007/

senatorgiggity.bsky.social•1 day ago

Good to see JTGator and TJGator keeping in good communication

megstar73.bsky.social•1 day ago

Suddenly I'm interested in demolition derby!

glitterburrito.bsky.social•1 day ago

I guess you could say Tesla is a real … Grave Digger

nregib.bsky.social•1 day ago

mattberry05.bsky.social•1 day ago

Eww manual labor no

mightyapollo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Truckosaurus prepares to devour a car. Sees it is a Cybertruck. Falls over laughing - so hard that fire shoots out of its nose while it craps out some Buick parts…