If someone self-identifies as a lawyer on here you have to view them with deep suspicion but if someone self-identifies as taking drugs and loving Garfield you can usually rely on them - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 56 days ago

If someone self-identifies as a lawyer on here you have to view them with deep suspicion but if someone self-identifies as taking drugs and loving Garfield you can usually rely on them

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jerobear.bsky.social•55 days ago

Hey Brendel can you advise me about good drugs I've heard you are reliable

jeremyrjames.bsky.social•56 days ago

With everything going on, how can you not be more abusive to lawyers?

steveisdamages.bsky.social•56 days ago

Saying "I love Garfield" on BSKY will likely summon a performative prog to tell you that Lasagna Cat is the only acceptable Cat character and that you're a neocryptonecrocapitalist fascist for mentioning Garfield.

matunos.bsky.social•56 days ago

and they'd be right

kba26.bsky.social•56 days ago

Oh I did some digging and it gets worse.

kba26.bsky.social•56 days ago

I gagged a bit at “AI-driven debt collection platform.” Feel free to throw that one straight onto the idea list.

mitsubishe.bsky.social•56 days ago

I knew @dsamowen.bsky.social was trustworthy <3

dsoart.com•56 days ago

🥹🫶🏻

joulesbyrne.bsky.social•56 days ago

I will trust them to love garfield and do drugs, but i may have more serious legal issues and I'm not sure where to turn.

lizzymatheson.bsky.social•56 days ago

The drugs didn’t make me love Garfield

ann-t-social.bsky.social•56 days ago

I'm a drug enthusiast. I do believe, however, that moderation is key after the age of 25 or so. Indulge, but your ass has to go to work in the morning so know your limits. And you also have shit to do around the house on weekends so the same applies.