I got laid the night before last. I had my choice of 2, and chose the prettiest girl in town. Last night I excused myself from the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life... a group of 21 year old spring breakers from Austin. Their young voices and Texas accent could melt butter, but I'm 49.
Frankly My Charles has been un-Barkleyed as of late. And it's no mystery with what the peasants have given us. No bona fides and no pleasures wrought. I'm off to the Hebrides where doubtless there will be little sun.
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Thank you, that shit was hilarious!
I'm 50/50 here.
"De-LEE-tehd"