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johntoilet.bsky.social • 1 day ago

John toilet for president 2026

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johntoilet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Here’s my platform: it’s me John toilet, I’m a good guy 90% of the time and my moral compass is good and I’m weird in a good way. Also have actually worked my whole life. And I’m not a capitalist. That’s pretty good, right?

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•1 day ago

the people demand to know: are you a sentient toilet?

to be clear, will vote for you regardless, just want to know

johntoilet.bsky.social•1 day ago

No im a human being with a silly name

bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social•1 day ago

ty 4 ur transparency 🙏

budbuddyguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

John Toilet for president NOW

johntoilet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Something something fiscal quarters

budbuddyguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

God damnit John, we don't have TIME to consider quarters or dollars or even dimes! The people are clamoring for John Toilet!

mikepipper.bsky.social•1 day ago

"He Won't Flush The Economy Down The Toilet"

myherozero.bsky.social•1 day ago

Finally, a campaign you can trust

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