Sheryl Crow voice: if you won’t then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm - ThreadSky

wapplehouse.bsky.social • 61 days ago

Sheryl Crow voice: if you won’t then I would understaaaaand, are you stroooong enough to eat my haaaammm

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self.agency•61 days ago

i don't understand, did she vomit on the ham and then encrust it in the vomit

laureniww.bsky.social•61 days ago

Extremely treyf

billferris.bsky.social•61 days ago

You can really taste the resentment

doonethingforme.bsky.social•61 days ago

I'm a vegetarian can someone explain what that is supposed to be? Did she batter a whole ham like a chicken wing?

megagarbage.bsky.social•61 days ago

hi, ive made ham in various ways. i don't know.

doonethingforme.bsky.social•61 days ago

It's a hamystery

megagarbage.bsky.social•61 days ago

i don't know how you get pork to look like that to be entirely honest. its like its freezer burnt and covered in brown sugar or something

doonethingforme.bsky.social•61 days ago

I've seen archaeologists pull things like this out of peat bogs

johnathanmulroony.bsky.social•61 days ago

my best guess is she tried to form a ham out of like.. tofu?

marginalsc.bsky.social•61 days ago

I don't understand

cantbeatmethough.bsky.social•61 days ago

What in the hell

thesheepmafia.bsky.social•61 days ago

That horrible picture has spoiled my brain to the point that now I can only say "Ham! I feel like a wo-ham." I blame you for this.

nicoleintrovert.bsky.social•61 days ago

Did Frank Reynolds' rum ham wash up on the beach?

dennisramen.bsky.social•61 days ago

“This is what I put together” I really want to know what she means by that.

clowdcole.bsky.social•61 days ago

What did she do to this ham…

ersatzfusillade.bsky.social•61 days ago

Gregory Staffeld must also be held to account! Because lmaowtf

budbuddyguy.bsky.social•61 days ago

"Mom... This is just a wet ball of sand in ham water"

pandafresh.bsky.social•61 days ago

you better eat your clay ham and you better like it

imissmollyivins.bsky.social•61 days ago

lunchetime.bsky.social•60 days ago

I wish someone had an explanation for what happened here.

poemsandfungus.bsky.social•61 days ago

This looks like those bundles of seaweed and goo that get left behind on the beach at low tide.

cheesebridgearea.bsky.social•61 days ago

Every time I see this picture I keep wondering what exactly happened. Like how did it get like this?? Was it a spiral ham, I just...need to know.

adadadumbdumb.bsky.social•61 days ago

You're spiraling on that ham

cheesebridgearea.bsky.social•61 days ago

😂 terrible but also amazing

dylannice.bsky.social•61 days ago

I’ve had enough of the ham shaming on this platform

c3maz.bsky.social•61 days ago

People that shame have not had a double smoked honey glazed ham.

iamjoeymiller.bsky.social•61 days ago

Lie to me
I promise, I’ll believe

damiqti.bsky.social•61 days ago

I do not understand what I am seeing. Did she massage the ham with German chocolate cake frosting? Or is it pudding covered pâté?

tahoejeff.me•61 days ago

Haminal abuse

darlenem.bsky.social•61 days ago

I'm fairly certain she still hasn't made pork.

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