I hate it when I ask my young son what he's drawing and he innocently replies about his new friendship with The Light Bulb Man, who as depicted in my child's crude hand is 9 feet tall and covered in eyes
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Surely the Light Bulb Man has no strong opinions about your parenting style, and has not seen the things you do at night when you believe no one is watching
Obviously the solution is to dismiss everything he says and remove the nightlight he swears he needs to stay safe from his room. He just needs to make some friends or something.
My 12 year old keeps making drawings of a Captain Howdy and complaining about a tapping sound in the walls. Plus her bedroom furniture keeps being moved slightly out of place. Should I be alarmed?
(Spooky children Choir sings in a minor key)
Do you know the lightbulb man?
He brightens up our day
But when naughty children misbehave
He takes them far away
He's just settling in since you moved to a new town. He'll get used to the uncannily large house if you let him wander alone through the rooms filled with early 20th century items of furniture with white sheets draped over them
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I also need to figure out what she's doing about the thermostat because every time I go into her room I can see my breath.
It's odd because it's not like that anywhere else in the house.
Do you know the lightbulb man?
He brightens up our day
But when naughty children misbehave
He takes them far away