theres nothing in the rules that says a dog cant be the pope - ThreadSky

amutepiggy.bsky.social • 4 days ago

theres nothing in the rules that says a dog cant be the pope

Limu Emu gets my vote

that would be ruff

Well, a horse was once (look it up, I’m not joking).

Biden's dog is gonna replace leakywinks he can't be pope too!

Dogs are nothing if not pure of heart. Very noble indeed.

I appreciate you saying "a dog" instead of Peritas to spare other dogs' feelings. Let's be honest, though. This dog was born to pope.

that's the one

According to some of Dean Koontz’s books, dogs are already angels, so it seems the way has already been paved….

Even if there was, seems like a lot of people aren't following the rules these days

Bishop: "Rule 7: THE CONCLAVE WILL GO ONE FOR AS LONG AS IT HAS TO!"

Bishop in the conclave: "The first rule of Pope Club is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT POPE CLUB!"

A dog Pope would have the added benefit of way fewer Vatican orgies than Pope Alexander VI.

Somebody get Ralph Fiennes pronto. We got a pope to elect.

Nuts, wrong religion. "Air Buddha" is just sitting right there.

Yes, as long as they are from the Dominican Order

Need some Anti-Popes to get people interested in the faith again

PrayerBud

Ok...but what about a woman???

Dog is God, that's why they watch over us.

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