its a penis because you pee out of it. as such, we are petitioning to change the butt to "the poonis." thank you for your support - ThreadSky

amutepiggy.bsky.social • 1 day ago

its a penis because you pee out of it. as such, we are petitioning to change the butt to "the poonis." thank you for your support

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momnanagigi.bsky.social•1 day ago

laurenflans.bsky.social•1 day ago

looked on https://change.org but couldn't find this petition pls link 🙏

christomet.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm not sure I'm on board because, by extension, this could lead to the word "peegina".

amutepiggy.bsky.social•1 day ago

look, some sacrifices must be made

we could conceivably go with "peessy"

christomet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Problem solved! Just like that, easy peessy!

sippycuppsycho.bsky.social•1 day ago

You don't pee out of the vagina though.

christomet.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Oh sure. Next you're going to try and tell me that the licktoris actually exists! ;)

sippycuppsycho.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Only if you can find it!

dly.bsky.social•1 day ago

✍️

doompositive.com•18 hours ago

Nose = snotis
Nipples = milkis
Mouth = burpis, bullshitis, vomis, depending on context
Eyes = tearis?

milfordthomas.bsky.social•1 day ago

did a dutch person write this post

spatula8.bsky.social•1 day ago

This makes perfect sense; it is why they created a prosthetic penis called the 'Whizzinator'.

joelkeys.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Babynis?

ancientseraph.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I will sign this petition, yes

your-true-selves.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Also kids, if you're a woman you don't have one. #happytohelp

uncoordinatedb.bsky.social•8 hours ago

agrsn2.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Wow, fuck off

your-true-selves.bsky.social•9 hours ago

You have a lovely day too 😊

agrsn2.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Cute to come in with a hateful comment and then pretend you're being nice

your-true-selves.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Well, sorry we can't ALL be predictable. 🤗I don't run like a bus timetable with auto-programming. It's okay if you do though. :)

reanimatedgszn.bsky.social•8 hours ago

shut the fuck up asshole

agrsn2.bsky.social•9 hours ago

All I'm saying is fuck off with the transphobia. Insert yourself by spouting bigoted bullshit, you'll get told to fuck off. Fair and square. That's it! I'm done with you, have an ok one

colin.hoagie.fun•1 day ago

donpbenz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Then what’s a lampoon?

amutepiggy.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's what you put in there to attract moths

jasonnlewis.bsky.social•20 hours ago

This is childish where do I sign

onkalapuyaland.bsky.social•1 day ago

Let us meditate, then, upon "harpoon"

shakesfirst.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And phallus from fail?

mohamedtawashiappe.bsky.social•1 day ago

Alexis , I wish you give me perfect quote my pinned post
I trust you do that 🫂

mattlydonwrites.bsky.social•1 day ago

I fear this may go the same way as the David Allen Coe / John Valby / US Navy debacle over "Skeeter On My Peeter," as no one could come up with any traction for "Scooter On My Pooter" in the common parlance. Still, I support your forward-thinking position, re: the evolution of the English language.

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