I'm gonna give Trump a million dollars. I didn't do anything wrong and he hadn't brought it up, but I don't want to risk it, so a million dollars seems like a fair compromise. - ThreadSky

kentremendous.bsky.social • 169 days ago

I'm gonna give Trump a million dollars. I didn't do anything wrong and he hadn't brought it up, but I don't want to risk it, so a million dollars seems like a fair compromise.

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mtc111.bsky.social•169 days ago

Congratulations on being named ambassador to Luxembourg

mprclntrlst.bsky.social•169 days ago

I'm going to sign a billion year contract to work for him unpaid, to promote his ideology and recruit new MAGA acolytes.

Oh wait -- my bad -- that's Scientology.

kerxton.bsky.social•169 days ago

Always Be Capitulating

mbs77.bsky.social•169 days ago

This seems reasonable. It’s apparently the hot new trend for 2025!

kduffy.bsky.social•168 days ago

In a good relationship you shouldn't need a reason to do sweet things like that. Just a little gesture to show that you're thinking of him 🥰🥰

kentremendous.bsky.social•169 days ago

Just sent him 1.1 million dollars (added 100K as a li'l sweetener)

akameatfork.bsky.social•169 days ago

"Transaction Fees"

eaglesadvocate.bsky.social•169 days ago

Just thought he could use some walkin’ around money

pjrieder.bsky.social•169 days ago

Since he has no focus and likely can’t count that high, I would send him $75,000 in a briefcase with “One Million Dollars” written in sparkly letters

gregplaysdrums.bsky.social•169 days ago

Gotta cover processing fees and all

kentremendous.bsky.social•168 days ago

Woke up this morning worried $1.1mm wasn't enough so I am sending Trump another million dollars. That way I'll know I'm covered.

robwithoneb.bsky.social•168 days ago

Perhaps you could rally 1 million people to mail him a single dollar bill on your behalf?
The volume may distort the dollar amount favorably, then you'll really be covered.

wehavesnacks.bsky.social•168 days ago

Have to give him the full $2.2 so he knows the first $100k wasn't an accident.

michael-d-sullivan.bsky.social•168 days ago

The great thing is that in classic Trump style, you can say you're going to send him $1.1 million, and then when the time comes .... just not pay!

blueskynet2123.bsky.social•168 days ago

Probably should send him that vase back too. Seems like that would be a safe play as well.

val-kyrie.bsky.social•168 days ago

That would be rude. Fill it with flowers and post a photo saying "Best gift ever! #TrumpRules"
Note: make sure the decorated side is facing the camera

mathandstuff.bsky.social•168 days ago

danziger.bsky.social•168 days ago

But what if he mistakes you for Zuckerberg and forgets and thinks maybe you should go to jail, I would send another million just to protect yourself

drewfolkestad.bsky.social•168 days ago

If I keep sending money, clearly he’ll see it that I love him and will take notice

jonesterry83.bsky.social•168 days ago

Brave and smart. But I think if you’re really braver and smarter, you match ABC’s $15 million. You’ve said a lot of mean things about him. Just send the millions pls. - Terry

bgerm1.bsky.social•168 days ago

The ROI on that is through the roof.

kbeatt.com•168 days ago

How much for you to put in a good word for me?

billypilgrim65.bsky.social•169 days ago

Start the countdown clock for when Trump inevitably fucks you over. It's the one constant thing about him.

adambstrassberg.bsky.social•169 days ago

Off topic a bit but me and the wife just finished Man on the Inside and it was terrific. What a cast, and Stephen McKinley Henderson is a national treasure™️