operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
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do u wanna be on the "Dukes of Hazzard" episode
They give terrible odds and are basically a middle man for Cesar’s anyway. Sharps know to go straight to the source.