As the Earth moved past the side with sunglasses, with much attenuated light, months of winter and famine set in. After some weeks of hardship and death, the Sun said with a sinister sneer, "Hey, isn't this really cool??"
He wears them so he doesn't have to look directly down at Earth and humanity. He'd vomit immediately if he had to. Meanwhile, he's got to be our entire source of life outside of the few organisms that live off of energy from the Earth's core. (He's the reason Earth formed in the first place, too...)
Have you any idea how bright the Sun's reflections are? All that light emitted by the sun, so much is just blasted back. Of course the Sun needs sunglasses 🤪
Idk, man.
Probably makes sense to the sun.
I imagine it's still bright.
As someone who recently found out that I have a photosensitive seizure disorder I know what it's like having The Envious Egoneers telling you to take off the glasses.
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Can someone do a back of the napkin estimate of how much light is reflected from the various objects in the solar system back to the sun?
Like he was wearing the sunglasses to keep us safe, And also not be constantly shooting lasers.
Let the sun do whatever it wants, and shutup if you don't understand their motivations.
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You don't tell beer not to wear beer goggles.
Guy: That's not even a good reply! The sun should be hot! You missed an opportunity for a pun, you idiot!
Person2: They're glasses for the sun.
Sun: *wears glasses*
Don't listen to the haters
Probably makes sense to the sun.
I imagine it's still bright.
As someone who recently found out that I have a photosensitive seizure disorder I know what it's like having The Envious Egoneers telling you to take off the glasses.
It's not a fashion statement, man. Lol