In case anyone wanted to know how things are going for the 47-year-old billionaire anti-aging influencer who looks exactly 47 years old… - ThreadSky

jacsonbevens.bsky.social • 42 days ago

In case anyone wanted to know how things are going for the 47-year-old billionaire anti-aging influencer who looks exactly 47 years old…

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beejertron5000.bsky.social•42 days ago

Everyone’s got their vices, it’s just that his apparently is comparing boners with his son.

How have we as a society…

markw2219.bsky.social•42 days ago

WTH 😳🤔

david-st.bsky.social•42 days ago

One should make sure that their data is more useful than dog shit

david-st.bsky.social•42 days ago

Is it the data he's after?

david-st.bsky.social•42 days ago

He's getting ahead of a potential accusation

jacsonbevens.bsky.social•42 days ago

Listen,

tonybrowntown.bsky.social•42 days ago

pfft...a sub 90 overnight average erection quality for a 19 year old is pathetic. if your boy doesn't start pounding the saw palmetto soon he won't be pounding anything after 30

androhanwillanswer.bsky.social•42 days ago

We are a strange species.

mcmjolnir.bsky.social•42 days ago

This guy really has no friends to tell him the bazillion ways that this is fucked up.

jacsonbevens.bsky.social•42 days ago

Feels that way

justinove.bsky.social•42 days ago

kyrial.bsky.social•42 days ago

Who knew this type of shit was even a goal?

very-serious-liam.bsky.social•42 days ago

Look, if you're not competing with your son to see who has better dick metrics then you might as well be dead in a ditch, brother

chillhumanoid.dev•42 days ago

seateacher.bsky.social•42 days ago

Replace “said” with “posted”.

foolofatook13.bsky.social•42 days ago

Exactly what effect do I, as a parent, have on the duration of my son's election while he's sleeping?

jacsonbevens.bsky.social•42 days ago

Bryan is here to tell you

patfromportland.bsky.social•42 days ago

This dude is a certified freak (derogatory) and no one has ever looked more "mid 40's" than this man does

jacsonbevens.bsky.social•42 days ago

“Hey! Greet to meet you! This is my son Talmage. Yes, like the 19th century Mormon geologist 🤪 He can remain erect for up to two hours while sleeping.”

mcpoopoof.art•42 days ago

Rookie numbers.

seateacher.bsky.social•42 days ago

Glad to see the experts weigh in on this one.

cascadiacoug.bsky.social•42 days ago

I honestly never thought we would surpass the Idiocracy movie and we’re lapping it

cheeziebreezie.bsky.social•42 days ago

What the absolute fuck

eigenseide.bsky.social•42 days ago

My exact thought.

tzenglishmuffin.bsky.social•42 days ago

Weirdos

bensoncowan.bsky.social•42 days ago

“Son, I know I’ve already bathed in your blood this month, but would you mind strapping this on so I can compare my nighttime erections with you?” The poor kid.