"Look, Err, the sad man is pleased by our spaceship."
"He better start pleasin' my spaceship if he knows what's good for him.
"What are you two wackos doing on my lawn?"
"We come to claim the tribute that is ours by right. Make haste with our due."
"You better do it right!"
"THAT was a MOONINITE WAR SHIP..."
"WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!"
"Our vast military armada is descending upon your pathetic world."
"BEND OVER AND KISS YOURSELF GOODBYE!!"
"So long as nobody shines a laser on it."
"FUCK LASER POINTERS, MAN!!"
"We have VERY poor eyesight."
Comments
We have five.
Thousand.
Still sticks with me after all this time.
A magical press conference.
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"He better start pleasin' my spaceship if he knows what's good for him.
"What are you two wackos doing on my lawn?"
"We come to claim the tribute that is ours by right. Make haste with our due."
"You better do it right!"
"But it takes a looong time."
"About an hour, hour and a half. And it will suck."
"Total destruction is imminent!"
"But it takes a looong time."
"About an hour, hour and a half.”
“OR TWO!”
“And it will suck."
Above?
"WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!"
"Our vast military armada is descending upon your pathetic world."
"BEND OVER AND KISS YOURSELF GOODBYE!!"
"So long as nobody shines a laser on it."
"FUCK LASER POINTERS, MAN!!"
"We have VERY poor eyesight."
Ignignokt sign are over
“The heinousness of our plan is inversely proportionate to their shitty quality.”