All the grocery store employees groan as I enter wearing this and head to the rotisserie chicken stand - ThreadSky

gilbertjasono.bsky.social • 64 days ago

All the grocery store employees groan as I enter wearing this and head to the rotisserie chicken stand

I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies

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porter79.bsky.social•64 days ago

Thats good.😜

getbentley.bsky.social•64 days ago

This will be followed by me talking down a deli hot-case clerk from hunting you for sport (or maybe as a "limited edition rotisserie item").

izbeor.bsky.social•64 days ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹

kyle-rusby.bsky.social•64 days ago

Rotisserie chicken for the win! 🍗 What's the special occasion?

oldbaby.bsky.social•64 days ago

releasing them all into the parking lot

jsh.social•64 days ago

Like, is your plan to place the baby dolls on the rotisserie? Demented! I love it

rebeccaallen.bsky.social•64 days ago

Want! They charge for grocery bags here in CA, and I oft forget my reusables. I like this grocery cloak lifehack 😄

wormwood23.bsky.social•64 days ago

NICU with a pack donkey, that would be worth it.

darthani2616.bsky.social•64 days ago

Some people are just too small-minded to fathom the pure joy of having 6-8 warm, succulent rotisserie roasters nestled close to their body.

mountaindont.bsky.social•64 days ago

She's the saddest Christmas tree.

boo-i.bsky.social•64 days ago

Costco speedrun on rollerblades

car37lon2cas.bsky.social•64 days ago

Seems a bit rough after you've saved the babes from the flames. How do you have them done?

erikvcw.bsky.social•64 days ago

Awesome LOL

allisonpons.bsky.social•62 days ago

Amy Adams is a hero.

catladyholly.bsky.social•64 days ago

That looks like it would be excellent for rescuing kittens as well.

psgarak.bsky.social•64 days ago

Wait. With the babies in it?

geeel91.bsky.social•64 days ago

there goes another password.

mikelovesbeer.com•64 days ago

Competition to the Philly Chicken Man’s throne has emerged.

bigtortoisegothgf.bsky.social•64 days ago

okay this is GOOD

but also I just need this for the days when my tortoise wants me to hold him all the time.

vampyros.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can I fill it with cats and dogs instead?

exhaustedcat.bsky.social•64 days ago

Those dolls are famous from their work in American Sniper.

jinx-in-tn.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ew.

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