Donald Trump when asked who he would like to see as Pope: "I'd like to be Pope. That would be my #1 choice." - ThreadSky

popcrave.com • 34 days ago

Donald Trump when asked who he would like to see as Pope:

"I'd like to be Pope. That would be my #1 choice."

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peaceintothewind.bsky.social•34 days ago

His experience protecting fellow child abusers and pedophiles would give him ideal Pope experience. Just look at Ratzinger.

cassiecore.bsky.social•34 days ago

Bro is the actual antichrist I’m crying 😭

triptych90.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is an unbelievable thing to say, but the craziest thing is how this will be swept under the rug in a day because of the next 5 insane things he'll say and do tomorrow.

wonderdogabides.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is a sign of very poor mental health.

toxickashock.bsky.social•34 days ago

Satan takes over Christianity

kazianova.bsky.social•34 days ago

once again i read a real headline and assume its from a parody account before realising this is the world we live in

kazianova.bsky.social•34 days ago

Correcting my correction: This shit is actually real https://news.sky.com/video/donald-trump-jokes-he-should-be-selected-as-new-pontiff-13358342

possiblykim123.bsky.social•34 days ago

OMG it’s real?!

jetsjets.bsky.social•33 days ago

Yup https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-jokes-that-hed-like-be-next-pope-2025-04-29/

tsunamiskweek.bsky.social•34 days ago

popcrave is a dogshit news aggregator that doesn't attribute sources. I wouldn't keep em in rotation or count them as reliable.

kazianova.bsky.social•34 days ago

Yeah on further googling there is literally no other news source reporting this, likely bullshit (thankfully)

kazianova.bsky.social•34 days ago

DW ITS REAL IT WAS ON VIDEO THIS IS INSANE

deary.bsky.social•34 days ago

Why was i born on this timeline holy fucking shit

kupcake.bsky.social•34 days ago

There is no way this is real.

rowan66.bsky.social•33 days ago

the hell does that mean

heavenscalyx.bsky.social•34 days ago

Move over, Avignon Popes. The Mar-a-lago Pope is on his way to dispense indulgences for all sorts of sins.

husyelt.bsky.social•34 days ago

@timheidecker.bsky.social confirmed as prophet yet again

shortlittlekidd.bsky.social•34 days ago

wait, he really said that?

jetsjets.bsky.social•33 days ago

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-jokes-that-hed-like-be-next-pope-2025-04-29/

zinniazalea.bsky.social•34 days ago

Frighteningly believable but completely made up

midnight-ninja.bsky.social•34 days ago

Of course it would…

saltman1988.bsky.social•34 days ago

The Beatles got all kinds of shit for comparing their popularity with Jesus.

ghostlyverse.bsky.social•34 days ago

The Vatican is in Rome.
So is Trump studying how to speak Italian on DuoLingo now?
Lesson # 1: Repeat after me -
"Sei un asino pieno di merda!" 🫏

climatecompadre.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is child's pay. I'm waiting for him to say he's God. In the newly constructed Temple Mount, while standing alongside Bibi.

doncomer.bsky.social•33 days ago

Trump:
"I'd like to be Pope.
That would be my
number one choice."
Since Catholics
would only consider
a moral man
of their own faith,
Trump would be
their very last
choice.

crustsnobyarnwhore.bsky.social•34 days ago

He's already a cult leader, so, sure, why not

dannylime.bsky.social•34 days ago

Can someone just do “it” already

lsrgk.bsky.social•34 days ago

Fuck yeah....let this turd run the Catholic Church into the ground.

womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social•33 days ago

Honestly, I think that was a distraction from his executive order:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/strengthening-and-unleashing-americas-law-enforcement-to-pursue-criminals-and-protect-innocent-citizens/

notonebit.com•34 days ago

If we see orange smoke we're screwed

riotpoof1120.bsky.social•34 days ago

Why would anyone ask him that?

sturban.bsky.social•34 days ago

$500 says No one did

hoopsneverends.bsky.social•34 days ago

I mean he's joking lol. There is no shortage of reasons to hate trump but this should be very near the bottom of the list

moxburrito.bsky.social•34 days ago

I didn’t know the anti-Christ could be Pope

thebookwizard.bsky.social•34 days ago

Not a snowball’s chance in hell, which is the only place where he could be pope

bravexx.bsky.social•34 days ago

Donald, I know rules don’t apply to you but they will expect you to become a priest and take the vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.

leftinfighter.bsky.social•34 days ago

Trump saying he should be pope is probably the behavior Bill Maher calls "surprisingly self-aware."

Trump's been an egomaniac for so long that it's his persona, so he occasionally dons it in a performative, self-referential way. Maher's a dumbass to think this alone implies Trump has depth to him.

morningcrescent.bsky.social•34 days ago

I guess he's fucked enough kids to qualify so why not?

dragonnexus.bsky.social•34 days ago

Surely that requires knowing literally the first thing about Catholisicm.

lucy.kotsu.red•34 days ago

We once thought some level of education was required for the presidency, but look where we are now.

minaobscener.bsky.social•34 days ago

I mean, he is a pedophile, so I guess he's qualified to lead tge catholic church.

moosesmum.bsky.social•34 days ago

Two Corinthians walked into a bar 😂

neureka.bsky.social•34 days ago

@timheidecker.bsky.social called it -

unduca.satan.social•34 days ago

Let him find out about the chastity and vows, not to mention the female population of the Vatican; he'll quickly get over it by his own.

kurthy.bsky.social•34 days ago

No, that's my job.

bluesterb.bsky.social•34 days ago

https://apnews.com/article/pope-trump-migration-09a89091f8e7dc3270099f0947d04e90

jcmedia1.bsky.social•34 days ago

I hate every single person who voted for this corrupt moron.

rickbritt.bsky.social•34 days ago

He sounds like Giovanni Medici, Pope Leo X. Selling indulgences and bankrupting the papal treasury was his gig.

smashie603.bsky.social•34 days ago

Whoa

See he is the Anti-christ

zachnmc.bsky.social•34 days ago

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
The number of people educated on Christianity who believe this is growing really fast

blobrights.bsky.social•34 days ago

This has got to be among the funniest possible “hell is real and you’re in it” scenarios imaginable

smashie603.bsky.social•34 days ago

Joke is on Us...

Because it's fucking Happening...

Amen

🙏

https://open.spotify.com/track/5b6Cs0obtaMtrQd5jIOw21?si=rKC5H4ZvRUyOS921ImFtZg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1EP6YuccBxUcC1

mb69mb.bsky.social•34 days ago

You’ve got to laugh. 🤣 🙈

sphere10.bsky.social•34 days ago

Dung Pope

th3s0ap.bsky.social•34 days ago

@realbarnzey.bsky.social

ndrt.bsky.social•34 days ago

Go fuck yourself

nicoleschuman.bsky.social•34 days ago

he's not even Catholic.

mirthematician.bsky.social•34 days ago

He's not even human.

nunyabitnez.bsky.social•34 days ago

fuck you don

seasausage.bsky.social•34 days ago

The Pope of burgertown

genderfluidgaymer.bsky.social•34 days ago

Dictator behavior

facistantii.bsky.social•34 days ago

This is how a toddler thinks...I want to be a fireman...no wait I want to be a policeman....no wait I want to be all of the above.

houseofpurrm.bsky.social•34 days ago

Aaargh, I hate him so much but he's so fucking funny. It kills me how good he is at this.

twdetrick.bsky.social•34 days ago

He’s in it for the child abuse.

karlo-m.bsky.social•34 days ago

Great! Then he can't fucking around anymore!

mrdickpound69.bsky.social•34 days ago

another Protestant deviant trying to undermine the Papal order.

eaglesfanintn.bsky.social•34 days ago

He thinks he can grift off of that office as well. More gold in the Vatican than in trump tower.

generalluigi.bsky.social•34 days ago

Don't you have to be Catholic to become Pope? I'm pretty sure autotheism would be considered heresy, and that's not even getting started on Trump's probable inability to remain celibate.