if hawk tuah is so good how come they havent made hawk threeah - ThreadSky

chris.dovermafia.com•68 days ago

They seem to be summer releases

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sheenajunglequeen.bsky.social•68 days ago

😂😂😂

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darkfacade-orison.bsky.social•68 days ago

* soldiers marching * "Hawk tuah three four.."

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jaygeo24.bsky.social•68 days ago

That is only in France.

Hauk Trois, ...cracher sur ces choses!

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smconnors8337.bsky.social•68 days ago

That’s a follow.

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alfie006.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk 🤔🤔

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shellbellheart.bsky.social•68 days ago

hawk threeah and shit on that thang

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ghvst3.bsky.social•68 days ago

lmao

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disillusioneddev.bsky.social•68 days ago

It's already released, look up hawk eyeah

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tiolechuga.bsky.social•68 days ago

that’s a winner right there.

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darbiedoo.bsky.social•68 days ago

In a row?!

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richardbezerra.bsky.social•68 days ago

Postponed because of Hollywood strike

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shoutsatclouds.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hm. Because spitting during sex is gross? That's my take on it, at least.

Not even dissin, it just ain't for me.

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stephenwpugh.bsky.social•68 days ago

I don’t care if@you think spitting during sex is gross, there’s now way in hell I’m swallowing this tobacco.

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shoutsatclouds.bsky.social•68 days ago

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cjloveshorror.bsky.social•68 days ago

The markets gone dry

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timmy3am.bsky.social•68 days ago

There should be some sort of license given out before you're allowed to make jokes.

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fakepenguin.bsky.social•68 days ago

I believe it's something to do with lack of funding. 🤷

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amos-family.com•68 days ago

Yeah!

And what about a prequel: “Saliva Lubed Hand Job”?

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lllplz.bsky.social•68 days ago

I kinda want that to happen but I also want to tell you not to give people such ideas lol 💁‍♂️

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misjif.bsky.social•68 days ago

Thanks for the laugh

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dansteel1972.bsky.social•68 days ago

Awesome critical thinking. Brilliant. Thank You.

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dariafuji.bsky.social•5 days ago

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mrrexdart.bsky.social•67 days ago

🥁

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mrrexdart.bsky.social•67 days ago

Thank you, this is the sort of thing that I come to social media for.

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mattydobronx.bsky.social•68 days ago

That requires too much stamina 😂

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jayeryane.bsky.social•68 days ago

I have regrets

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killingicons.bsky.social•68 days ago

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lola56.bsky.social•68 days ago

👍

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intrusiveconfusion.bsky.social•68 days ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/wKm15528s4g?si=mP9ndSiW5a8Ju6iv

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buntaur.bsky.social•67 days ago

Hawk Fihve: Back Alive

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hfic-nilsa.bsky.social•68 days ago

Wasn’t in heir budgetah

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cindylolajones.bsky.social•68 days ago

I haven't even seen Hawk Oneh

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lonestranger81.bsky.social•68 days ago

Rare instance of a sequel more beloved than the original lol.

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cindylolajones.bsky.social•68 days ago

🤣

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ctrlalexdel.bsky.social•68 days ago

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remygee.bsky.social•67 days ago

The fact that I haven't seen a single hawk is honestly depressing

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zolwninja.bsky.social•68 days ago

oh it was a box office BOMB, didn't even manage an international release

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minnieurmuse.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lets make one

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free2playlesspays.bsky.social•68 days ago

no1s stopping u

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hoople1.bsky.social•68 days ago

They did. She was VP for four years

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bobino2424.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lol

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incognotta.bsky.social•68 days ago

No threeah because the ending of tuah arrived too quickly. Too much hawk.

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bamboozer2112.bsky.social•68 days ago

Always leave room for "growth" as mom would say.

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rjchouinard.bsky.social•68 days ago

here's a hawk 4 ya

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

while u guys are here, do u think i look like an alien without my glasses? i kinda think i look like an alien without my glasses

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rewinc77.bsky.social•67 days ago

So cute 🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍

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mattydobronx.bsky.social•68 days ago

1. Aliens are very cute
2. You are cute but not in the way an alien is.

I hope this helps 😂😜

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redcapeava.gay•68 days ago

nooo super cute and normal and human

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togekys.bsky.social•68 days ago

haha take me to your dealer. jk little alien humor there, lol

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hector1017.bsky.social•68 days ago

I see it

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paulcowboy1970.bsky.social•68 days ago

Definitely not, you are a beautiful young woman

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dluthor20.bsky.social•68 days ago

Cute

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sargentsprinkls.bsky.social•68 days ago

Nooooooo, you look great without your glasses

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beerleaguepro.bsky.social•68 days ago

Nope, sorry. But you probably need your glasses lol

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mrrankin.bsky.social•68 days ago

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kiwicami.bsky.social•68 days ago

No you look pretty, i wouldn't find aliens pretty, but who's to say youre not a shapeshifting alien 🤔
Jk

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kelestrian-exile.bsky.social•68 days ago

I think u look nice both ways(:

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imjohnnyp.bsky.social•68 days ago

You look great.

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toca325.bsky.social•68 days ago

I love how aliens look it turns out then...

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jasonboon02.bsky.social•65 days ago

Nah you just look more Moroccan or whatever your ethnicity is

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yooberz.postes.club•68 days ago

no u look like fleur

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

not like this 👽 ?

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magicgirlmachine.bsky.social•68 days ago

no alien just pretty :)

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

hiiii thank u sweetie c:

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pwilly3.bsky.social•68 days ago

You look marvellous…☺️

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jwpruett.bsky.social•68 days ago

I think the real question is “What’s wrong with looking like an alien?” I think they’re pretty neat.

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emma.bzky.team•68 days ago

Hiiiii you look really pretty still like omg genuinely you are so fucking pretty and wowwwowowowowo

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

ur so pretty!!! hi cutie

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emma.bzky.team•68 days ago

Okay but I think you don't understand how pretty you are 😵‍💫

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

i really dont!!

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emma.bzky.team•68 days ago

You are incredibly fucking pretty like actually (DMs)

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capt-camellot.bsky.social•68 days ago

And what's wrong with looking like an alien?

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justabbc.bsky.social•67 days ago

aliens should look so good

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lynnespinoza.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh that’s good!

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mcnase.bsky.social•68 days ago

Top notch joke🙌

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catgirlfingies.quest•68 days ago

Lol

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algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•68 days ago

the gia derza piece.

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jakewolford.com•68 days ago

2 Hawk 2 Tuah

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lushflimbaugh.bsky.social•68 days ago

Brett Ratner wanted to direct.

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wern61.bsky.social•68 days ago

Proof that the dumbing down of society is almost complete. Hawk Tuah girl is a national 'celebrity' (for what? FFS) and Trump is about to become president. There is little hope for humanity.

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fleur.computer•68 days ago

for REAL

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kevin-d-goat.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lol

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chriswainscott.bsky.social•68 days ago

That’s behind the pay wall.

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gorgood.bsky.social•68 days ago

Give it 20 minutes

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petefied.bsky.social•68 days ago

Heey yo!

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glorpgaming.bsky.social•68 days ago

If hawks are so good, why isn’t there a hawk too. Uhhh

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carmanavenue.bsky.social•67 days ago

Hawk 3D but people kept getting the glasses messy

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tsroland.bsky.social•68 days ago

Everyone forgets about Hawk Unoh. Legendary Pokemon (tm) from the Memeo region.

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kiralynx.bsky.social•68 days ago

Ugh, I just cant-o

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wolfieca.bsky.social•68 days ago

They can't count that high?

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stougarou.bsky.social•68 days ago

"Gomorrah, which was named after an even weirder move..."

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moodybill.bsky.social•68 days ago

😆 but 🤦

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sadi-order.bsky.social•68 days ago

where the hell is hawk oneah

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rocketboy1313.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk Tuah 2: Reloaded

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dakotaen.bsky.social•68 days ago

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grouseplucker.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lmao no kidding

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isabellemain.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk threeah got caught up in the hawk tuah crypto scam

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dmnmiscdata.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk Quadro

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dantespardasson.bsky.social•68 days ago

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postalheathen.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hmm... That gives me an idea for a new cryptocoin that'll be a great investment opportunity and totally isn't a pump-and-dump.

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evyleus.bsky.social•68 days ago

Simple, too much teeth

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1dahveed.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh lawd

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theyoinkmonkey.bsky.social•68 days ago

True

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markumaru.bsky.social•68 days ago

#hawktuah is a one tuah pony. LMFAO. I literally did a spit take when I read ur post. Nice one

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1222true.bsky.social•68 days ago

Surely I’m not the only one to come here to say hawk trois.

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kelestrian-exile.bsky.social•68 days ago

Netflix cancelled it

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adw.bsky.social•68 days ago

Nutflix

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proudblackwoman.bsky.social•68 days ago

likely because Hailey wouldnt let them cast a black actress to play as her.

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jeannine2023.bsky.social•68 days ago

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starvicious.bsky.social•68 days ago

Is she now!? Whatever happened to Supahead⁉️ let's do a list 🤣🤣🤣

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aistockinsights.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk Tuah must be saving the best for Hawk Threeah! Can't wait to see what they have in store next! 🦅✨

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itsnashley.bsky.social•68 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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crorse.bsky.social•68 days ago

Good damnit. Good point

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theveganbutcher.bsky.social•68 days ago

It’s hard to get the girlfriend to agree to that.

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pinapower.bsky.social•68 days ago

According to the Hollywood Reporter it’s in the works with Zendaya taking over the role

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auethdan.bsky.social•68 days ago

Real fans liked hawk oneah

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aeiman.bsky.social•67 days ago

Because they don't have the video of it yet!

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conkersclub.com•68 days ago

We reposted you but we need you to know we were furious about it

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craig101.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lawrence Welk Jr is still alive so maybe you just need to be patient.

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toca325.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk tua is just spit.
Like squirt is pee.

Hawk a onah
Hawk a tuah
Hawk a threeah

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paulkentallen.bsky.social•68 days ago

I knew a girl like that once.

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ev1lbill.bsky.social•68 days ago

The rug got pulled out from under them. Just like her shit coin.

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iratherbepopular.bsky.social•68 days ago

😆😆

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orenweizman.bsky.social•68 days ago

Some time traveller from the 1950s is gonna have a hard time understanding her popularity.

Also a time travel movie would be nice

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skiprodriguez.bsky.social•68 days ago

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tek2674.bsky.social•68 days ago

I think it goes hawk then hawk tuah but then they put hawk tuahyo drift before hawk threeah.

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drakegreer.bsky.social•68 days ago

Because they're busy working on Sex 2

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pendragonz.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hahahah, ok you win words today.

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actualgamedvlpr.bsky.social•67 days ago

Do you take money for your thoughts or are they just free?

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steg68.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk Fuah

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horsemeat2.bsky.social•68 days ago

I'm glad she's just logged off of everything

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ajaxatax.bsky.social•68 days ago

All I can think is eww whenever her name comes up... loogie-phlegm booger-blow jobs are eww.

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worstninjaever.bsky.social•68 days ago

Hawk: Tokyo Drift

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emeraldtaint.bsky.social•68 days ago

Working on the trilogy, her necks sore, give her a break😂😂😂

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jeauusss.bsky.social•68 days ago

They can’t count to threeah!!

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termin8rsmurf.bsky.social•68 days ago

I haven't even seen Hawk One-ah yet. Is it any good?

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digitalbabe.bsky.social•68 days ago

@hoshjighsmith.bsky.social

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jjgamez64.bsky.social•68 days ago

Booooo

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scarpity026.bsky.social•68 days ago

The orginal hawk should've honestly never gotten a sequel.

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pichuy1.bsky.social•68 days ago

Oh no

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michaelandfred.bsky.social•68 days ago

😂😂😂🏆

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sribubba.bsky.social•68 days ago

Because tuah’s company, threeah’s a crowd…. well, never mind.

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althalustyde.bsky.social•68 days ago

This kind of question is how people pick their life goals 🤣

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nothyperealfr.bsky.social•68 days ago

shoulda just made it hawk nevah

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blanchardjesser.bsky.social•68 days ago

They did but Warner Bros. is refusing to release it so they can claim a $30 million tax break.

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barrybarnes.bsky.social•68 days ago

They have. Rug pull bag culture is about to move into the White House. You're living in hawk threeah.

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memic.bsky.social•68 days ago

People can't handle that

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brianjhenderson.bsky.social•68 days ago

Wasnt that the name of her crypto?

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goddessofcringe.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fus hawk threeah!

*blows the dick right off their crotch*

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zorantaylor.bsky.social•68 days ago

Tuah Hawk Down

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maxhollenbeck.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fr don’t give them ideas. They might actually use them

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antipodi.bsky.social•67 days ago

Whyforah?

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olliejasper.bsky.social•68 days ago

Crazy, right? How does something that does so well with young white men, not get greenlit for at least a trilogy.

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