try to avoid Twitterposting on here but man it would be cool if a big piano fell on elon musk - ThreadSky

About ThreadSky

mattielubchansky.com • 615 days ago

try to avoid Twitterposting on here but man it would be cool if a big piano fell on elon musk

He would

B flat

I’ll see myself out

Counterpoint:It would be funnier if he was strapped to a piano rigged to explode and his only method of survival is to successfully play Rush E

Followed by an anvil, then a barbell, and finally a particularly gassy hippopotamus

Gofundme to buy him a coupon for a submarine tour of the titanic for Father’s Day.

Be a shame if someone was to draw a photorealistic picture of the other side of a tunnel on the side of a big rock right where he’s driving

I don’t think the self driving cars would be able to tell the difference either…

I'll allow this only if he pops out the top of the piano afterward and his teeth have been replaced by piano keys

And then a second, more lethal piano immediately falls on him

Elon poop

Reply