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dak.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Save on electricity by lighting your house with the glow of your unresolved childhood trauma.
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juliamarblefaun.bsky.social
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8 days ago
may the bridges i burn light the way
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rheuphus.bsky.social
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8 days ago
wow .. using "glow" and "trauma" in the same sentence. You must have one terrible childhood.
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seancory.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I prefer using the glow from the burning bodies of my enemies, but “unresolved childhood trauma” also works🫡
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darllenwr.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Time to ditch those fossil fuels and go nuclear.
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deirdreassenza.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Mine lights up the world
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johnny10cans.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Calling that a glow are we burnt retinas
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ogredragon.bsky.social
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8 days ago
that energy is a never ending well... having pumped many years of survival out of it..
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longdefiant.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Instant cop knock for light nuisance
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charliegirll.bsky.social
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7 days ago
I also heat the water this way
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just-cindyx.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I mean, I just need AC. Do you want me to solve the energy crisis?
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flashgman.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Nope, move through.
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colt-quiet-wolf.bsky.social
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8 days ago
And create a supernova within the earths' atmosphere, destroying everything? No!!!....hold on wait....maybe...?? 🤔
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kassthefuta.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Too bright
Can't get any sleep
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deberie.bsky.social
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8 days ago
...that might work...
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ajparkes.bsky.social
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8 days ago
You can't look directly at my trauma, it will blind you.
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dildo-baggins.bsky.social
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8 days ago
They use me for the bat signal. It’s nice to be of service to the community
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jemoyer.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Stealing.
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scrambledmegs.bsky.social
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8 days ago
*giggles* I’m a nuclear reactor! 🧏
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leftrightbrainer.bsky.social
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8 days ago
This. But I would never sleep. Too bright.
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missjoy1965.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I'd have power for decades.
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vk3tbn.bsky.social
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8 days ago
How was school today honey?
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amimms.bsky.social
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8 days ago
🤣🤣🤣 ulimited power
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wahunter.bsky.social
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8 days ago
That would catch my house on fire.
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realelsie1.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I can relate
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fatmadt.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Tried that once,
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sasquatchesdaddy.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Okay, now what?
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naturallyaspirated.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Immediate follow 👏 👏 👏
I have enough for the entire neighborhood. Won’t even charge 😜
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tokenize.bsky.social
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6 days ago
This man has solved it. He’s created a perpetual energy machine
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hiegstar.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I hear the oligarchs make good fuel.
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dr-lil-hill.bsky.social
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8 days ago
How'd you get tge glow-y kind? Mine is the light-sucking dark expected in abyss.
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r-david-robinson.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Nice. Very nice.
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ameliagarbo.bsky.social
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8 days ago
It burns
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aprilrodgers.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Please resolve that trauma. Life can be so free and beautiful if you do.
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blandpotato.bsky.social
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9 days ago
My house is on fire. Now what?
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audhd-psychnp.com
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8 days ago
the sun went down and now my neighbors are complaining
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riderbabe52.bsky.social
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9 days ago
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I could light up the block!
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drgnlvr2019.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I'd achieve cold fusion...
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alientech.bsky.social
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8 days ago
As if unresolved traumas are magically limited to childhood.
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mstoodley.bsky.social
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5 days ago
You're on to something there.
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doodah242.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Doing this presently. Working like a charm.
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dubhcroi.bsky.social
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9 days ago
Mine doesn’t glow it absorbs light like an event horizon.
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putawomanincharge.bsky.social
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8 days ago
It would burn down.
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shamas.bsky.social
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8 days ago
There was a time when I could’ve lit the entire Eastern seaboard.
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soberasajudge.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I’m recharging my hybrid with the glow of my current trauma from the neo-Nazi fascists.
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alyssapolaris.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Who needs LEDs when you have the blinding luminescence of generational dysfunction?
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immadandimemeit.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Damn. My whole block would be gone.
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stalia18.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I fear it may be too bright for me
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cameron-tako.bsky.social
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9 days ago
you know we can’t do the big light
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hollenhors.bsky.social
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5 days ago
“Ok…hit the switch”
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snagglepuss66.bsky.social
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8 days ago
and make sure ur insurance premiums are paid!
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bibliophile57.bsky.social
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8 days ago
My house would catch on fire.
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esotericintegrity.bsky.social
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8 days ago
😂
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bishopwhitewind.bsky.social
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9 days ago
*whirring sounds*
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jarrom4nov.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Welp...now what?
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cosmicraise.bsky.social
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8 days ago
I’d have to get one of those special electric meters that lets you sell power back to the grid.
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et-mattson.bsky.social
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8 days ago
Had to install a dimmer.
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wood-turner.bsky.social
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8 days ago
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cajunblue.bsky.social
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9 days ago
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dolorosasantos.bsky.social
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8 days ago
And you thought the Tesseract had unlimited power!
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kristacatlady.bsky.social
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8 days ago
House is on fire, Dak.
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wedgewoodundead.bsky.social
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9 days ago
as if i could afford that kind of conversion kit
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stephenmagpie.bsky.social
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8 days ago
so bright
so painful
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donniedonner.bsky.social
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9 days ago
I've been doing that everyday since the 1960s, but thank you for the suggestion.
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Can't get any sleep
I have enough for the entire neighborhood. Won’t even charge 😜
I could light up the block!
so painful