The Dear Leader is going through a Spam phase.

In order to stop the revolting lower table [Ed: shouldn't that be 'lower table revolting'?], The Bank has increased Cook's allowance from now on.
Reposted from WulfHelm
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) gammon, chips n eggs with a buttered slice.

Lower tables. Spam, no chips, no eggs, no buttered slice.

Vegetarian/vegan option. No spam, no chips, no eggs, no buttered slice.

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

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