there's a guy I work with named Clint and every time we speak or I have to reference him I am absolutely terrified that I am going to mistype his name as "clit" - ThreadSky

goddammitsarah.bsky.social • 85 days ago

there's a guy I work with named Clint and every time we speak or I have to reference him I am absolutely terrified that I am going to mistype his name as "clit"

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sashakelly63.bsky.social•83 days ago

I say go for it…the convo after the “mistype” could be...worth clit, I mean worth it.

littlejimmy61.bsky.social•85 days ago

Lol

kenoplinger.bsky.social•84 days ago

misterczar.bsky.social•85 days ago

I bet Clit would have a good laugh

escmike.bsky.social•85 days ago

See if you can actually set manual autocorrect overrides. I know you can do it on your phone. This also can be used for evil purposes.

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•84 days ago

hahaha thank you for this information

sheev.calamitousintent.com•85 days ago

thatssojosh.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm guessing when you need him you can never find him? 😅

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•84 days ago

no I'm able to find him because I'm a woman, it's other men who can't

thatssojosh.bsky.social•84 days ago

Sounds like he's seeking women out - you should be careful 😂

fisherkey.bsky.social•84 days ago

You should prolly just do it and get it over with so you’re not afraid anymore.

drexxelbutcher.bsky.social•84 days ago

Chris is always Christ to my fingers. We're not even religious

kingwelder.bsky.social•84 days ago

Or Cunt? 🤣🤷‍♂️

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•84 days ago

omg or cunt 😭

kingwelder.bsky.social•84 days ago

Sorry 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣🤣

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•85 days ago

See you and raise you: I worked with an Ariella.

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•85 days ago

oh nooo

savascha.bsky.social•84 days ago

Good ol’ Clunt, I’m sure he won’t mind

fraternalmango.bsky.social•84 days ago

I’m sure Clit won’t mind

bobbyboognish.bsky.social•84 days ago

Please tell me there’s an adult film star called Clit Hardwood out there, if there’s not it’s a great name for it.

cranfath3r.bsky.social•84 days ago

I came up with Clit Eatswood many moons ago, if only someone was brave enough to use it

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•84 days ago

fuck these are both good

cranfath3r.bsky.social•84 days ago

Tangentially related, my name for a star whose specialty is doing guys with a strap-on--

Peg Bundy

iachbodb.bsky.social•84 days ago

Knew a guy who did gay porn under Beef Strokinoff.

cranfath3r.bsky.social•84 days ago

That is brilliant

elwood-pines.bsky.social•85 days ago

Use phrases skirting it really close. Ask if anyone’s see the Clint. Refer to him as the Clint commander. Who says discomfort is a solo endeavor?

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•85 days ago

Clint commander 😭😭

spraymie54.bsky.social•84 days ago

You*

in-sufficientdata.bsky.social•85 days ago

I'm really bad with names. I once worked with a guy named Clint and I called him Clark for 3 years (or vice versa...to this day I'm not sure I remember correctly)

Anyway you could just switch to calling him Clark

goddammitsarah.bsky.social•85 days ago

I should do this

wiffleballtony.bsky.social•84 days ago

This happened with a past housemate of mine. His name was Landry, but I was always fearful my phone would autocorrect to "laundry"

technicallyowen.bsky.social•84 days ago

Famously mark Millar of King's man and kick ass fame had an anthology book called CLiNT because as comic lettering is usually San serif and uppercase the LI in CLINT & FLICK can easily be read as a U

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