Bow down to your orange Jesus, Mikey. Kneel before his golden toilet. Sing praises to his holy combover. Kiss his tiny, tiny, fingers. Read from his book of lies (and more lies). Bless the virgin Melania. Drink from his cup of hate. Donald Trump is now your lord and savior & you are his bitch.
In way too many of his posed photos, the Paprika Pantload goofily points at someone or gives a thumbs-up. He does this to draw attention to himself. That’s some bone-deep crazy.
Johnson was the neighborhood kid when picking teams to play baseball, he was the last one picked. He was then told by the team who had to take him that he did not get to play 2nd base, he is 2nd base.
And I call Rep. Massey "Swirly" because it's clear his head was shoved in SO MANY TOILETS in Junior High, his hair retained the permanent swirl. He's kept guns around him ever since.
I've never seen anyone smile as awkwardly and painfully as Trump. Every picture of him smiling looks like a hostage picture. Or an alien imitating how a human is supposed to smile.
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Gotta love Christian Nationalism that has NOTHING to do w Jesus Christ.
But now it’s a kink.
I think it’s because he reminds me of the overly touchy priests from catholic school.
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